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Which Eastenders Villain Are You?

Think you're a bit of a villain? Let's see which of the EastEnders baddies you're most like with this quiz! Answer all the questions and find out who you are!

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Beano Quiz Team • Updated April 30th 2025

It's time to find out once and for all which EastEnders wrong'un you're most like! Are you misunderstood, just out for revenge, or truly evil? Let's find out! Answer some questions about the residents of Albert Square and London town, and see who you're most like! And if you liked this, how about trying more EastEnders quizzes, like this ultimate EastEnders fan quiz! Or maybe you're ready for and EastEnders picture quiz? Or how about an Ultimate London quiz for all you wannabe Cockneys?

1/10

What sort of villainous activity are you into?

2/10

Pick a Disney villain

3/10

Pick another UK soap

4/10

Choose a place to hang out

5/10

Choose a classic EastEnders quote

6/10

Pick a classic London film

7/10

Choose an evil thing to do

8/10

Choose a James Bond

9/10

Pick an Eastender's shocking moment

10/10

Finally; why are you so evil?

Phil Mitchell

You're just like Phil Mitchell, the most evil Mitchell brother! You think you're the big man around the square, and you won't let anyone stand in your way! You've got a rap sheet as long as a Queen Vic pub menu, and your hearts as black as your head is bald (very)!

Janine Butcher

Oooh, boo, hiss, you're Janine Butcher! You're so evil you make Voldemort look like a primary school art teacher! When you're not pushing people off cliffs, you're blackmailing them into helping commit your evil schemes, and turning families against each other! Well, at least you look fabulous doing it - who doesn't love a bit of faux leopard print?

Tommy Moon

Uh oh, you're Tommy Moon! You may be young, but you're just getting started with your evil crimes! You're ramping up from acts of petty vandalism to total world domination, all the while hiding behind your cute baby face!

Dirty Den!

You're Den Watts aka Dirty Den aka the ORINGAL EastEnders villain! You're so evil you practically wrote the book on it! Other East End villains WISH they could be as evil as you! You'd better watch out though, sooner or later you're bound to come to a sticky end...