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Which Eastenders Villain Are You?

Think you're a bit of a villain? Let's see which of the EastEnders baddies you're most like with this quiz! Answer all the questions and find out who you are!

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Beano Quiz Team • Updated April 30th 2025

It's time to find out once and for all which EastEnders wrong'un you're most like! Are you misunderstood, just out for revenge, or truly evil? Let's find out! Answer some questions about the residents of Albert Square and London town, and see who you're most like! And if you liked this, how about trying more EastEnders quizzes, like this ultimate EastEnders fan quiz! Or maybe you're ready for and EastEnders picture quiz? Or how about an Ultimate London quiz for all you wannabe Cockneys?

1/10 A Beano pigeon and a mysterious figure

What sort of villainous activity are you into?

2/10 Beano Ursula and Maleficent

Pick a Disney villain

3/10 Woman watching tv with popcorn and a Beano hamster

Pick another UK soap

4/10 Bust of Queen Vic laughing on pub background

Choose a place to hang out

5/10 Beano pigeon o London map background

Choose a classic EastEnders quote

6/10 Beano bear next to a red phone box and Big Ben

Pick a classic London film

7/10

Choose an evil thing to do

8/10 Googly eyed man in the sites of an assassin

Choose a James Bond

9/10 Screaming Beano pineapple falling off a cliff

Pick an Eastender's shocking moment

10/10 Fluffy cat with eye patch

Finally; why are you so evil?

You're just like Phil Mitchell, the most evil Mitchell brother! You think you're the big man around the square, and you won't let anyone stand in your way! You've got a rap sheet as long as a Queen Vic pub menu, and your hearts as black as your head is bald (very)!

Phil Mitchell

You're just like Phil Mitchell, the most evil Mitchell brother! You think you're the big man around the square, and you won't let anyone stand in your way! You've got a rap sheet as long as a Queen Vic pub menu, and your hearts as black as your head is bald (very)!

Oooh, boo, hiss, you're Janine Butcher! You're so evil you make Voldemort look like a primary school art teacher! When you're not pushing people off cliffs, you're blackmailing them into helping commit your evil schemes, and turning families against each other! Well, at least you look fabulous doing it - who doesn't love a bit of faux leopard print?

Janine Butcher

Oooh, boo, hiss, you're Janine Butcher! You're so evil you make Voldemort look like a primary school art teacher! When you're not pushing people off cliffs, you're blackmailing them into helping commit your evil schemes, and turning families against each other! Well, at least you look fabulous doing it - who doesn't love a bit of faux leopard print?

Uh oh, you're Tommy Moon! You may be young, but you're just getting started with your evil crimes! You're ramping up from acts of petty vandalism to total world domination, all the while hiding behind your cute baby face!

Tommy Moon

Uh oh, you're Tommy Moon! You may be young, but you're just getting started with your evil crimes! You're ramping up from acts of petty vandalism to total world domination, all the while hiding behind your cute baby face!

You're Den Watts aka Dirty Den aka the ORINGAL EastEnders villain! You're so evil you practically wrote the book on it! Other EastEnd villains WISH they could be as evil as you! You'd better watch out though, sooner or later you're bound to come to a sticky end...

Dirty Den!

You're Den Watts aka Dirty Den aka the ORINGAL EastEnders villain! You're so evil you practically wrote the book on it! Other East End villains WISH they could be as evil as you! You'd better watch out though, sooner or later you're bound to come to a sticky end...