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What Country Are You Based on Your Personality?

What country am I? Find out with this awesome quiz!

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Beano Quiz Team • Updated August 21st 2024
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Grab your maps and phrase books as we set off on an adventure into the world of borders and the hilariously bizarre rivalries they create! From giant walls to squabbles over a misplaced fence, we're about to uncover the daftest tales of territorial tussles that will leave you in going 'whaaaat?'!

First up, we have the Great Wall of China, an absolute behemoth of a structure that stretches across the countryside like a colossal brick mattress. Built to keep out invaders, this wall became a prank hub, with soldiers tickling each other through its gaps. Talk about an epic game of tag!

Then there's the ongoing feud between England and Scotland, two countries which locked in an exhausting battle of 'anything you can do, we can do better'. For centuries, both nations fiercely defend their unique cultures and independence. But let's be honest, we're all besties now.

And who can forget the iconic border between the United States and Canada, where a simple line on a map separates two countries with drastically different personalities. While American hang their Stars and Stripes with pride, their ice hockey-loving neighbours across the way keep their cool, saying "eh" and really know how to wrap up warmly when winter comes.

But it's not just land borders that provide us with chuckles. There are maritime shenanigans too! Take the Spratly Islands, a hotbed of territorial disputes where nations claim ownership over tiny rocks in the middle of the ocean. We can only imagine the fishy debates that take place among diplomats in their swimming trunks!

Of course, there's the ever-popular "lost fence" saga, where neighbouring countries argue over a misplaced barrier. It's like a long game of "finders keepers" as they debate whose responsibility it is to fix it, resulting in some hilarious attempts to outwit one another.

There are 195 countries on this planet – you're reading this on Earth, right? – and every single nation brings some unique and interesting to the world table, But which country are you most like? This special personality quiz will do the hard work for you. All that you have to do is answer these simple questions!

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Pick a capital city

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What's your ideal holiday activity?

3/15

Pick a fruit

4/15

What's your worst quality?

5/15

Choose an animal

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Among Us | Innersloth

How good are you at Among Us?

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Which of these continents have you visited the most?

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What do you hate most about travelling?

9/15

Can you speak any other languages?

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Pick a cuisine 

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Pick a way to travel

12/15
Black Panther | Walt Disney Studios | Ryan Coogler | Kevin Feige

Choose a made up country

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Which of these would you leave out of your suitcase?

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Choose a fashion accessory from history

15/15

Pick a UK city

France!

Ooh lala! Just like France you're sophisticated, beautiful and good at cooking! Very fancy!

Norway

You're Norway! Some people might think you can be a bit cold and gloomy, but in reality you're warm, caring and full of fun! 

New Zealand

You're New Zealand! You're cool, you stand out from the crowd and you're known for being friendly, laidback and a lover of the outdoors!

Mexico!

You're Mexico! You're exciting, colourful and always ready to party! You like hot weather and hanging out with friends!