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20 Labrador Dog Jokes That Will Get Your Tail Wagging!

These labradortastic jokes aren't ruff at all - they'll have you rolling on the floor barking with laughter!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  August 19th 2024

If you're the proud owner of a lab, you already know the joys they can bring you - but you don't yet know how much these labrador jokes will make you laugh! Buckle in - you're gonna enjoy them! Try some of our other animal jokes while you're here - why not try some cat jokes? Horse jokes? Or alpaca jokes!

What is a labrador’s favourite pizza?

Pup-peroni!

What do labradors say before a meal?

“Bone appetit!”

In September, I’m going to an event at a dog genetics testing facility in America…

It's called the Labor Day Labrador Laboratory!

Will the man who cross-breeds labradors and poodles be adequate for the job?

Yep, the labradoodle dude’ll do!

What do you call a poem written by a labrador?

A doggerel!

What’s a labrador’s favourite instrument?

A trom-bone!

Did you hear about the labrador who had her puppies in the street?

She was fined for littering!

What do you get if you cross a chilli pepper, a shovel and a labrador?

Hot diggity dog!

What do you call a Labrador that’s also a computer programmer?

A code-retriever!

Why did the labrador go to the vet?

He felt ruff!

How does a labrador answer the phone?

"Yellow?"

What do you call it when you let your labrador try your food before you eat it?

Lab testing!

Did you hear about the man who adopted a labrador from the local blacksmith?

As soon as he got the dog home, it made a bolt for the door!

What do you call it when a stressed labrador goes shopping?

Re-tail therapy!

What do you get when you cross a yellow labrador with a phone?

A golden receiver!

What do a labrador and your phone have in common?

They both have collar ID!

Why do labradors hate walkies in the rain?

They don’t want to step in a poodle!

What happened when the labrador went to the flea circus?

He stole the show!

What kind of dog does a scientist have?

A laboratory retriever!

What do you call a magical labrador?

A labracadabrador!