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20 Best Friend Jokes Only For BFFs

Grab your bestie and have a hoot at these hilarious best mate jokes and one-liners! (Best friend not included)

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  August 19th 2024

These jokes are perfect to have a laugh at with your mate, pal, buddy, chum, amigo, companion or even sidekick! These 20 funniest best friend jokes will always have your back! But if these gags aren’t your bag don't worry - we have loads more! Take a peek at these snort-worthy snooker jokes, these chuckle-stuffed tall person jokes, or even this mirth-filled collecytion of what do you call jokes!

Jokes - they're everywhere!

My best friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words...

...Lazy!

I got my best friend a fridge for their birthday

I can't wait to see their face light up when they open it!

I have a Russian best friend who’s a sound technician

And a Czech one too. A Czech one too!

My best friend wants me to invest in his sword making business

To be fair, he makes some excellent points!

My best friend got a PhD on the history of palindromes

Now we call her Dr. Awkward!

My best friend wants to buy me a hole full of water

I know he means well...!

My best friend really changed when she became vegan

Its like I've never seen herbivore!

I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet

But I don't know Y!

I always say “muchos” to my Spanish best friends

It means a lot to them!

My best friend was shocked to find out his family is from Transylvania

Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror!

What do you call friends you like to eat with?

Tastebuds!

I started a band with my best friend called 999 Megabytes

We still haven't gotten a gig though!

My recliner is my best friend

We go way back!

What do you call a boat full of friends?

A friendship!

I fell out with my rock best friend

I took her for granite!

Why was the dolphin best friends with a seatbelt?

They just clicked!

What did the Glow-worm say to its best friend?

You light up my life!

Who is hummus’ best friend?

Pete the Bread!

What does the flower call his best friend?

Bud!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a calculator?

A best friend you can really count on!

Vampire Chair

Trick or Treat?

Choose wisely...