60 Corn Jokes That'll Give You A Shuckle!
Check out this bumper crop of kernal-ly awesome corn jokes! We've got all the corny gags that you could ever need!
Looking for some a-maize-ing corn jokes that are the best in their field? We've got you covered! We've harvested 60 of the freshest corn jokes and puns that'll keep you giggling for weeks! Jokes about husks, popcorn, even corn starch - who knew corn was so funny? For more rib-tickling food gags check out these sophisticated croissant jokes, these stinking asparagus gags, or even these wholesome tofu puns!
Phew! That's a lot of jokes! Right, ready to get started on the main course? It's corn time!
- Who is the leader of the corn army? The kernel!
- What do you get if you cross a horse with a corn cob? A uni-corn!
- Corn makes everything better. It's a-maize-ing like that!
- What did baby corn ask mama corn? Where is pop corn?
- Want to hear a corny joke? Corn: “I’m all ears!”
- How much does corn cost in Tampa Bay? A Buccaneer!
- Why did the corn call the police? Because it got stalked!
- Why are corn farmers great at eavesdropping? Because they have ears everywhere!
- What did the broth say to the corn starch? You thicken me
- Did you hear about the plane that had to land in the middle of a corn crop? Don’t worry, that pilot is the best in the field!
11. What is the difference between corn on and off the cob? Nothing - this has all just been a corny set up!
12. What do you call corn that tells lies? A corn-artist!
13. I've never been a fan of corn fields. Something about them is just earie!
14. I make a pretty good corn salad… In fact it's amaizeing!
15. What does corn say when it gets a compliment? Aw shucks!
16. Why are farmers growing corn? Don't they know they can just buy it at the grocery store!?
17. What do you call a headache caused by someone stealing your corn? A my-grain!
18. A carrot, some corn and a cucumber fell into the ocean. They are all c foods!
19. Why did the manager fire the corn farmer? Cause she was sleeping on the cob!
20. Who is the leader of the corn religion? The pope corn!
21. What is corn’s favorite holiday? New Ear's Day!
22. Sitting with my shoes off next to a warm campfire eating corn chips. Tostitos!
23. I got lost in a corn field. It was quite a maize!
24. When life hands you High Fructose Corn Syrup and ascorbic acid… make lemonade!
25. What does corn use to get on the internet? The cobweb!
26. What does corn become when it joins the military? Colonel!
27. I was going to tell a joke about a corn eyeball…But it just keeps getting cornea and cornea!
28. What did the corn chips say to the thief? That's nacho cheese!
29. I had a joke about what happens to corn in the digestive system. But it's recycled!
30. What do you call the single grain of corn on the tree? Acorn!
31. What do you call a corn criminal? A cereal Killer!
32. What do you call Monty Python if it's filled with corn? Del Monte Python!
33. What do you call a millennial in a corn field? Lost. They're definitely lost!
34. My maize garden thrives when I play nu metal music. Their favourite is Korn!
35. Did I tell you the one about the maize? Nevermind, it's too corny!
36. My grandpa just told me a corn pun… It left me a husk of a man!
37. I don't like corn puns, they’re a little hard to digest!
38. What do you call an ear of corn that’s been fired from its job? Canned corn!
39. The internet in my corn field was terrible, so I moved the modem to the barn. Now I have stable wifi!
40. What do you get when you cross a werewolf and maize? A corn dog!
41. If you made a corn labyrinth in the likeness of a television personality…You'd have a Billy Mays maize maze!
42. If at first you don't succeed at growing corn… Try a grain!
43. Building corn processing facilities is a lucrative business. I’m hoping to make a mill by the end of the year!
44. My wife insisted on pouring cornflour into the melted butter. I told her she would roux the day!
45. What do you call corn that’s been frightened? Screamed corn!
46. What’s like corn but has zero calories and is rarely used? Weird flax but 0k!
47. Corn is the houdini of food. First it disappears, then it reappears again!
48. What kind of corn can you eat but never grows? Candy corn!
49. What do you call a single kernel of corn? A uni-corn!
50. What's the difference between corn and potatoes? One has ears, the other has eyes!
51. A corn farmer asked his field "are you listening?" The field responded "I'm all ears!"
52. I made a movie about farm life… ...but the film was too grainy and the plot was very corny!
53. How much does a corn flake weigh? 1 Kelloggram!
54. A corn farmer was found dead near his chicken coop. Police suspect fowl play!
55. Did you hear about the football team that practiced in the corn field? They got totally creamed!
56. I was told I can’t use cornflour to make a sandwich loaf. Bready or not, here I dough!
57. The delivery guy accidentally got us 3 extra bags of cornflour. They were not kneaded!
58. Did you hear about the dog who loved stripping ears of corn? He was part husky!
59. What did the corn say at the nightclub? Let’s get this party popping!
60. I can’t stop adding cornflour to things! It’s a viscous cycle!
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