55 Refreshingly Funny Lemonade Jokes!
Have a slurp on these extra fizzy, extra funny lemonade jokes and puns! You'll be Schwepped off your feet!
An ice cold glass of lemonade on a hot day has always been refreshing - but now it's funny too! Get ready to gulp down a whole bucket of deliciously funny lemonade jokes and puns! If you're looking for more tasty drinks jokes we've got a whole fridge full - just check out these marvellous milk jokes, these spectacular smoothie jokes, or even these teriffic tea jokes!
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- Where did the baseball keep its lemonade? In the pitcher!
- What does a judge have in her lemonade? Just ice!
- What kind of scientist puts bubbles in lemonade? A FIZZicist!
- Someone agreed to go out with me because I gave them a bottle of lemonade. That's right, I Schwepped them off their feet!
- What do you call a gangsta nun selling lemonade on the street? Nun-yo-business!
- What did the duck say to the kid at the lemonade stand? Quack!
- When life hands you High Fructose Corn Syrup and ascorbic acid… make lemonade!
- My mum loves red wine and hates when people mess with it. I gave her some fruit and lemonade, but now she’s sangria than ever!
- The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, lemonade and fruit… Is gonna get a punch!
- I mixed lemons with grenades. I call it....lemonade!
11. Who did the lemonade bottle rob the bank with? His partner in lime!
12. What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a bottle of lemonade? A dinosour!
13. Saying “Gullible” slowly enough makes it sound like "Lemon". Got you!
14. What do you give a sick lemon? Lemonade!
15. If you see someone doing a crossword puzzle. Whisper in their ear: 7 up is lemonade!
16. Why is Lemonade bad? Because it's Not-tea by nature.
17. What's the most profitable part of owning a lemonade stand? Selling the antidote!
18. It’s hard to make lemonade out of lemons when the world is going bananas. So I made banana bread instead!
19. I just ordered 13 lemonades, the bartender asked me if I wanted a tray. I said I have enough to carry as it is!
20. Working at my homemade lemonade stand… it’s a sweet gig!
21. There was a huge queue to get lemonade but no line to get punch. There was no punchline.
22. My job testing fizzy drinks is really getting to me… It's soda grading!
23. When life gives you lemonade, make lemons! Life will all be like whaaaat!
24. I predict a surge in other citrus flavoured lemonades later in the year. Kumquat May!
25. Did you hear about the lemonade embezzling scandal? The CEOs were liming their pockets!
26. I have strong opinions about lemonade. The taste is sublime!
27. They discovered a very old lemonade cooking sauce. It was called the 'Lime of the Ancient Marinade'!
28. Someone stole all the fruit for my artisan lemonade stand! I’m peachless!
29. Why doesn’t lemonade like being stored? The process is jarring!
30. I really like cooking fruit with lemonade. Many people disagree with me. But that's my jam!
31. Batman: *buys catwoman a lemonade*. Catwoman: *slowly knocks it off of the table*
32. My friend was arrested for putting battery acid in lemonade. Luckily he wasn’t charged!
33. Who can drink 5 gallons of lemonade without getting sick? Jerry can!
34. What is a hero's favorite thing to add to a lemonade? Just-ice!
35. My friends just moved their lemonade stand to the top of a mountain. She really raised the bar!
36. Why do you drink lemonade? Because you can’t eat t!
37. What state in the US drinks the smallest cans of lemonade? Minnesota!
38. Why don’t astronauts drink lemonade? They prefer gravitea!
39. I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange lemonade. But it was just a fanta sea!
40. I made a mistake at the grocery store, I went to get 6 Sprites. Accidentally picked 7up!
41. My friend got fired from the lemonade factory. He was soda pressed!
42. If I go to the store and buy crisps, snacks and 12 cases of lemonade what do I have? No self control!
43. Why don’t pirates like lemonade? They prefer ARR Sea Cola!
44. My local movie theater was robbed of almost $10,000 - the thieves made off with 3 boxes of popcorn and a lemonade!
45. Where does lemonade live? The carbo-nation!
46. How many cans of lemonade can a tropical bird drink? Toucans!
47. My Mom said to stop drinking lemonade because it’s acidic. I replied," stop making baseless accusations!"
48. What do you get if you mix bleach and lemonade together in a mop bucket? Yelled at by the manager of Walmart!
49. Why don’t maths teachers like lemonade? They prefer root beer!
50. What does a lemonade vending machine and a politician have in common? Both are self-serving!
51. I regret taking a class on the history of lemonade. Every quiz we've had has been a pop quiz!
52. What could one say about a good lemonade bottle joke? It's uncanny!
53. What did the alien say to the bottle of lemonade? Take me to your liter!
54. What is a video game art designer's favorite soft drink? Sprite!
55. My parents always pushed me to get a good job. So now I work at a lemonade factory just to sprite them!
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