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The Steaks Are Too High Joke

Take a butchers at this classic old granddad gag from about a squillion years ago. Find it funny? Meatoo!

We’re famous for jokes and this butcher gag is a medium-rare classic. We don’t want to get in a beef about it, but anyone who doesn’t find it funny is a silly sausage! Everybody loves a steak joke so well done us!

Why can’t the Butcher get meat from the top shelf?

Because the steaks are too high!

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