Anniversaries are a time to look back on the past, and forwards to the future! So let’s make that remarkable day truly memorable and take your pick from this selection of hilarious celebratory corkers! Maybe it’s a birthday, or a special moment from school, these jokes will bring it all flooding back and mark the occasion the best way - with belly busting laughter! These jokes are sure to set the big day off in style, so what are you waiting for? Let’s get into them! But remember, if you'd rather check out some of our other jokes we've got plenty! From goth jokes to raccoon jokes, there is something for everyone!

1. Why didn’t the teddy bear want any anniversary cake?
   … because they were stuffed!
2. What did the ocean get the beach for a present?
   …nothing, it just waved!
3. Why were the strawberries late to the party?
   …they were stuck in a traffic-JAM!
4. Why don’t owls bother with anniversaries?
   …they don’t give a hoot!
5. What did Lorraine give to Florentine for their anniversary?
   …a quiche on the cheek!
6. Why do archaeologists love anniversaries?
   …because things get more interesting with age!
7. Congratulations on a year of great work
   …let’s do the whole thing over again!
8. It’s been ten years since I left my job teaching origami and I’m so much happier
   …there was too much paperwork
9. What is the joy of your date not showing up to an anniversary?
   …you can have your cake, and eat it!
10. My partner threw a medieval themed party for our anniversary
    … I really appreciated the jester!
11. Why do sandwiches have such happy relationships?
    …they always relish the moment!
12. What did the curry say to the chilli on their 5 year anniversary?
    …you really spice up my life!
13. How did the two bakers celebrate their anniversary?
    …they took a well earned bake!
14. What is the quickest way to remember when your anniversary is?
    …forget it once!
15. Why are anniversaries so good for your health?
    …the more you have, the longer you live!
16. Which triangle always makes an effort for their anniversaries?
    …acute ones!
17. Who enjoys an anniversary ball the most?
    …the family dog!
18. What did the two dictionaries say to each other?
    …you bring meaning to my life!
19. Why couldn’t the computer remember its anniversary?
    ...it didn’t have enough memory!
20. What did the cupboard say to the light-bulb?
    …you really light up my world!
21. What hot drink goes best with an anniversary celebration?
    …a cup of part-tea!
22. Why couldn’t we celebrate the anniversary of your tennis grand slam win?
    …it was causing a racquet!
23. Why were the sieve and the colander a happy couple?
    …because they both let their anniversary slip by them!
24. What did the farmer say when her partner bought her a new tractor for their anniversary?
    …thanks so mulch!
25. Why did the calendar lose its job after 10 perfect years?
    …it took a day off!
26. Why couldn’t the Shetland Pony wish their friend a happy anniversary?
    …they were a little hoarse
27. Why don’t kangaroos enjoy anniversaries?
    …they can only celebrate them on leap years!
28. What did the two pirates say on their eightieth anniversary?
    …Aye-matey!
29. What flowers shouldn’t you give at an anniversary?
    …cauliflowers!
30. How did the glue celebrate so many anniversaries?
    …it stuck with it!
31. What did the sheep say to its partner?
    …another year, just Ewe and me!
32. What do you always get on your anniversary?
    …365 days older!
33. What did the coffee say to the cup on their anniversary?
    …words cannot espresso how much you mean to me!
34. What did the cucumber say to the pickle?
    …you mean a great dill to me!
35. How did the crab mark its 1-year anniversary?
    …with a shellebration!
36. What did the baker say to her apprentice on their 2 year work anniversary?
    …doughnut forget what you’ve learned!
37. What did one troll say to the other on their 6th anniversary?
    …I’m still head ogre-heels in love with you!
38. Why do cats prefer home-made gifts for their anniversaries?
    …they like things made from scratch!
39. Why didn’t the elephant remember their anniversary?
    …they forgot they were a goldfish!
40. What did the cheese-monger say on their big day?
    …ha-brie anniversary!
41. Why are the broom and the dustpan celebrating their 50th anniversary?
    …they still sweep each other off their feet!
42. What is the best way to avoid heartburn at an anniversary party?
    …don’t eat the candles!
43. Why do magnets have so many anniversaries?
    …because they’re always attracted to each other!
44. How can you tell when an air-mattress has been ghosted?
    …it looks deflated
45. Which anniversary lasts just over half a minute?
    …your 32nd!
46. Years later, why are people still talking about the two radio’s wedding?
    …because the reception was amazing!
47. Why do skunks take anniversaries so seriously?
    …they’re scent-imental!
48. How does a cat celebrate a birthday?
    …with special mewsic!
49. Why was the football player annoyed on her birthday?
    …she got a red card!
50. What did the disappointed geologist say on their anniversary?
    …I appreciate the sediment!
51. Why can’t the calendar settle down?
    …because it has too many dates!
52. What type of cake do doctors hate?
    …stomach-cake!
53. What did the frog say to its partner on their anniversary?
    …I think you’re toad-ally awesome!
54. Why did the filmmaker with a photographic memory forget their anniversary?
    …they forgot to load the film!
55. There was a really good joke about remembering anniversaries
    …but I forgot the punchline!
56. Anniversaries are easy to remember
    …once you've been reminded
57. Why didn’t the two maths books make it to their 1 year anniversary?
    …they had too many problems!
58.  Did the gherkin say when they realised they’d forgotten their anniversary?
    …I’m in a pickle!
59. What did one rabbit say to another on their big day?
    …hoppy anniversary!
60. What little delicious parcel is always alone for their anniversary?
    …a dumped-ling!
61. Why was the jigsaw so happy at its anniversary?
    …it had found its missing piece
62. What did the margarine say to the toast?
    …you’re my butter-half!
63. How do snakes show affection?
    …with hugs and hisses!
64. What did the fisher say to its partner?
    …you’re a real catch!
65. What did the goldfinch say to the sparrow?
    …you’re my tweet-heart!
66. Why do boats and aeroplanes make such good partners?
    …with them, it’s always plain-sailing!
67. What did the noodle say to the broth?
    …our love is pho-real!
68. What vegetable never forgets an anniversary?
    …a sweet potato!
69. Why do tennis players never have anniversaries?
    …because love means nothing to them!
70. How did the two phones mark their anniversary?
    …they gave each other a ring!
71. What did the vampire say on its anniversary?
    …it was love at first bite!
72. Who did the water-vole spend its anniversary with?
    …its significant otter!
73. Why do oars come in pairs?
    …because they're row-mantic!
74. Why do artichokes celebrate so many anniversaries?
    …they’re known for their hearts!
75. Why do matches stay together?
    …because they’ve got a spark!
76. How did the kebab propose to the chip?
    …with an onion ring!
77. Why did the chip break up with the kebab?
    …it was too salty!
78. What did the hinge say to the handle on their anniversary?
    …I a-door you!
79. Why couldn’t the rope come to its own anniversary dinner?
    …it was a bit tied up!
80. What is the most heart-warming anniversary gift?
    …a radiator

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