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20 Flat Earth Jokes To Spread A-Round!

We guarantee these jokes won't fall flat! We've got 20 funny flat earth jokes to share all over the globe! Check them out and see which one is your fave!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  August 19th 2024

These flat Earth jokes are enough to send you over the edge! Check them out and share them with your mates! And if you liked these, we've got more space-themed jokes - how about these astounding astronomy jokes? Or maybe you'll like these magnificent moon jokes? And we love these alien jokes - they're out of this world! Still need more laughs? Check out hundreds more puns on our main jokes hub!

Why didn't the flat earther go to the award ceremony?

He didn't believe in the Golden Globes!

Why don't flat earthers go to U2 concerts?

They don't wanna go near The Edge!

What do you call a flat earther?

A globe-aphobe!

Some people really do think the Earth is flat...

It means the world to them!

I wanted to make a joke about the world not being round...

But it fell flat!

Why don't I believe in a flat earth?

It's not a revolutionary idea!

I've just joined the Flat Earth Society

We have members around the world!

Flat Earthers have heard their theory is spreading across the globe...

But they don't believe it!

I tried to argue with a flat earther but he stormed off..

I'm sure he'll come around!

Why do people believe in a flat earth?

It broadens their horizons!

Who is president of the Flat Earth Society?

It's on rotation!

What sings and doesn't think the world is round?

Flat Eartha Kitt!

It's hard not to believe the Earth is a globe

In a roundabout way!

Why did the flat earther build his house by the sea?

He wanted to live on the edge!

What do you call a flat earther who's mad?

Close to the edge!

Why did a flat earther dig a hole?

To prove the Earth was flat...but he barely scratched the surface!

Did you hear about the guy who thought the moon was flat?

He was going through a difficult phase

How many flat earthers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two: one to change it and one to point out that the ceiling doesn't curve

Why don't flat earthers ever go on cruises?

They're worried they might go over the edge!

What do you call a flat earth that plays music?

A world record!