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20 Graveyard Jokes For Giggling Ghouls!

These graveyard jokes will really tickle your ribs! Check out these hilarious graveyard jokes and share them with your mates - we promise they're dead funny!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  August 19th 2024

These graveyard jokes will send a shiver down your funny bone! We promise there's nothing grave about them! And if you liked these, how about more spooky jokes here? What about these silly skeleton jokes? Or maybe you're ready for some great Gravity Falls jokes? You might even love these dastardly Dracula jokes! Still need more? We've got HUNDREDS more laughs on our main jokes page!

What makes honey and lives in a graveyard?

A zombee!

What do you call a snowman in a graveyard?

Chilling!

Did you about the terrible graveyard novel?

It had no plot!

What do skeletons put on their roast dinners?

Gravy!

What does Beethoven do in a graveyard?

De-compose!

What do you call a raffle in a graveyard?

A dead giveaway!

I never speak ill of the dead

They're beneath me!

Why did the chicken cross the graveyard?

To get to the other side!

Why was the bar in the graveyard so strict?

They only serve spirits!

Why did everyone in the graveyard get sick?

All of the coffin!

What sign is up outside the graveyard?

'There's no place like bone!'

Where do skeletons go to dance?

The rave-yard!

Did you hear about the new graveyard?

People are dying to get in!

Where is the graveyard in town?

Dead centre!

How did the skeleton feel about living in the graveyard?

Dead happy!

Why is so hard to keep a graveyard neat and tidy?

Everyone's always pushing up daisies!

People ask me why I love being a gravedigger so much...

I just dig it!

Why should people in a graveyard be allowed to vote?

It's their last rites!

Where are Neanderthals buried?

In a cave-yard!

Why should you never hold a concert in a graveyard?

The audience is pretty dead!

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Trick or Treat?

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