20 Rib-Tickling Romantic Jokes!
These super-romantic jokes are sure to sweep you off your feet!
Valentine's Day may only be once a year, but with these jokes you can feel the romance all year round! You'll be head over heels for these hilarious jokes and puns - we promise! Don't forget to try some more of our jokes when you're done - how about some Father's Day jokes? Or hot weather jokes? We've even got countryside jokes!
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
What’s the least romantic flower?
A cauliflower!
When do bed bugs fall in love?
In the spring!
Where do tightrope walkers meet their romantic partners?
On-line!
What did the romantic volcano say?
“I lava you!”
What do romantic fawns say to each other?
Terms of en-deer-ment!
What is the most romantic fruit?
A date!
Why should you always take your first date on a boat ride?
It’s so row-mantic!
Why are tennis players so unromantic?
Love means zero to them!
Why did the man propose to the woman who worked at the zoo?
She was a keeper!
What did the romantic baker say to his dough?
“I knead you!”
What’s the most romantic thing a triangle can say?
“You’re acute!”
Did you hear about the notebook who married the pencil?
She finally found Mr. Write!
Why are coffee dates so romantic?
You only do them with someone you love a latte!
What’s the most romantic thing a plate can say?
“Tonight, dinner’s on me!”
What did the lightbulb say to the cupboard?
“You light up my world!”
What’s the most romantic thing a gardener can say?
“I really dig you!”
What’s the worst thing about having a romance with a baker?
They’ll always dessert you!
Why are vampires so romantic?
They believe in love at first bite!
What’s the best part of a bee romance?
The honeymoon period!
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