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20 Scaffolding Jokes & Puns

These sturdy scaffolding jokes and puns are funny on lots of different levels!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  October 1st 2024

Are you a scaffolder? Or maybe you just find putting up temporary metal structures hilarious for some reason? It doesn't matter why you're on this scaffolding jokes page - we won't let you down! So read on to find out what the Ancient Egyptian scaffolder was up to, or the shocking truth behind carrying scaffold poles in a thunderstorm!

Ready to set up these scaffolding punchlines? Let's go!

Did you hear about the scaffolding collapse at the rock festival?

There was a lot of heavy metal!

Man walks into a bar

Knew I shouldn’t have left all that scaffolding in the street!

I know a great joke about scaffolding

I just need to set it up first!

Drilling holes is boring

But putting up scaffolding is riveting!

I quit my job as a scaffolder. It was just too hard

I handed in my too weak notice!

A frog applies for a job as a scaffolder. In the interview the boss asks “what can you do?”

The frog says “rivet!”

My dad's a scaffolder

He takes things to another level!

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two poles!

When given a choice between scaffolding and a ladder

I always choose the latter!

Climbing on scaffolding...

...wrong on so many levels!

A little moron and a big moron were on some scaffolding when it collapsed. Only one fell off - which one?

The big moron. The other one was a little more on!

I had to take down some scaffold that was in the way at work

It held me up long enough!

I was offered a scaffolding job in Egypt this morning

Turned out to be a pyramid scheme!

A scaffolder was released after being accused of stealing building materials

There was no concrete evidence!

How can you tell a scaffolder from a chemist?

You ask her to pronounce “Unionized“!

What's a scaffolder’s favourite country?

Ucrane!

How does a scaffolder tell jokes?

He reposts it!

I asked my boss if we would ever hire felons to build scaffolding

He said no, they won't let a conduit!

I went out in a thunderstorm carrying some scaffolding poles

What happened next shocked me!

I put scaffolding on my Hi-fi and steel girders on my radio

Then my mom told me to stop reinforcing stereo types!