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29 Snow Jokes & Puns For Kids To Keep You Cool This Winter

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  August 19th 2024

These funny snow, ice and winter jokes will crack you up - it's snow joke!

Snow is the best - when it hits you get a day off school AND you get to throw snowballs and go sledding! What's not to like?

When you're done here, check the forecast with our funny weather jokes, or get festive with our epic Christmas jokes.

There's always the Joke Generator for a random joke on any subject!

1. Where do snowmen do their online shopping?
The winternet!

2. What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite!

3. What do polar bears use to keep warm at night?
Sheets of ice and blankets of snow!

4. How did Princess Elsa lose her balloon?
She let it go!

5. Which animal is the warmest during winter?
A little otter!

Santa throwing a snowball at a weather reporter

6. What do call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle of water!

7. Why did the child just wear one snow boot?
They'd heard there was 50% chance of snow!

8. What can you catch in the winter, even with your eyes tightly closed?
A cold!

9. How do you get a snow monster to go away?
Get into a heated discussion!

10. What's an ig?
A snow house without a loo!

11. What falls during winter but never gets hurt?
Snow!

12. What's the most popular drink during December?
Iced tea!

13. Why did the polar bear take their music player outside?
They wanted to listen to some cool tunes!

14. Which Marvel character always melts ice?
Thor!

15. Did you hear about the snowman who fell for a mitten?
It was glove at first sight!

16. What does a snowman have for breakfast?
Frosties!

17. How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Look for Fresh Prints!

18. What did one snowman say to the other?
Can you smell carrots?

19. How does a fox get down a snowy mountain?
They sly-de!

20. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snow flakes!

Snow tree

21. Did you hear the serious story about winter?
It's snow joke!

22. Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!

23. Why does no one like meeting up with the snowman?
He's always so flaky!

24. What happens when a snowman stubs his toe?
It gets thaw!

25. What does a snowman use to get around?
An icicle!

A mouse and a duck in the snow

26. What do feet do when it snows?
They go toe-bogganing!

27. What do robots wear when it snows?
Roboots!

28. What kind of androids do you find in the arctic?
Snobots!

29. How does a Penguin build a LEGO house?
Igloos it together!

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