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20 Silly Sweating Jokes & Puns

These sweat jokes are bound to make you break out - in laughs! Check out our 20 sweat puns and have a good giggle at these very funny puns!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  October 3rd 2024

It's time to cool off with these silly sweat jokes! No need to get clammy, these jokes will definitely freshen you up! And if you liked these, check out our terrible toilet jokes! Or what about these silly smelly jokes? And we bet you'll LOVE these dreadful dad jokes we've collected just to make you groan! Still need more lols? Head on over to our main jokes hub for hundreds more puns!

What do ghosts eat when they get sweaty?

Ice scream!

What do you say to a sweaty snowman?

Chill out!

Why do bees sweat?

They get too swarm!

What's sweaty and peels easily?

A sunburnt banana!

What's black and white and sweats all over?

A zebra on holiday!

What's the sweatiest day of the week?

Sun-day!

Why doesn't Rapunzel sweat?

She uses a h-air conditioner!

What do you call a sweaty poodle?

A hot dog!

How do you make a sheep sweat?

Invite it to a baaaa-bq!

What do you get if you put a Scottish rock band in the sun?

Sweat Sweat Sweat!

What do vampires do when they're too sweaty?

Take a blood bath!

What keeps you warm in winter and is full of sugar?

A sweeter!

What's got two arms and is made out of cereal?

A s-wheat-er!

What did the influencer say when they started sweating?

'That's drip'

Why does Taylor Swift never sweat?

She's got too many fans!

Sweating isn't big or clever

And it's definitely not cool!

What clothes do mermaids wear?

S-wet-ers!

How do you make a mummy sweat?

Tell him you've run out of loo roll!

How do you make a vampire sweat?

Cook him a steak!

What's the hottest item of clothing?

A sweat-er!