20 Bass Player Jokes That Are Lowkey Funny
These thumping bass player jokes are so funny you'll feel them in your belly! Check this list out for some deeply funny musical mirth!
Bass players are sometimes the butt of jokes... but all bands need one! So loosen those strings and find out why the bass guitar might just be the funniest musical instrument out there! No offence, bass players - honest! Take a look and find out!
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Jokes for everyone! But now let's get back to that sweet, sweet bass music!
How do you know when a bass player and drummer are at your front door?
The knocking is out of time and they don't know when to come in!
Why are bass guitarists always safe?
Because they stay out of treble!
What’s the difference between Netflix and a Bass guitar?
Netflix has Stranger Things 4 and a Bass guitar has 4 Strange Strings!
What do you call those strange people who always hang out with musicians?
Bass players!
I was going to make a bass joke
But I dropped it!
A bass guitar and a tuba had an affair
It was very low key!
What do Aussie bass strings say?
G'DAE!
How do you get a bass player off of your porch?
You pay for your pizza!
How do you lock a bass player out of a car?
Leave the drummer inside with the keys!
What do you call a dog that plays heavy bass music?
A sub woofer!
What's the difference between a bass player and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four!
Why did the bass player miss his second lesson?
He had a gig that night!
Why don’t pirates play the bass?
Because they like the high C's!
How long does it take to tune a double bass?
Nobody knows!
I was playing bass when my friend told me "you should turn it down"
It was sound advice!
Why didn't anybody notice the bass clef?
Because it was low-key!
How does a bass player impress new people?
By saying "Hi I'm a guitarist!"
What are the lowest musical notes in the ocean?
Sea bass!
What’s Poseidon’s favorite instrument?
The sea bass!
Why did Darth Vader visit every guitar shop in the galaxy?
He needed to find the rebel bass!
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