Tornado Jokes That Are A Whirlwind Of Laughs
These tornado jokes will leave a trail of laughter behind them! Check them out and choose your favourite!
These tornado jokes are a blast of fresh air! Check out our windiest, silliest tornado jokes and decide which ones you like best! And if you want more weather based humour, how about some rain jokes? Or maybe you'd prefer some raucous rainbow jokes? We've even got these silly storm jokes! And for literally THOUSANDS more fun puns and jokes, check out our main jokes hub!
What's black and white and flies?
A cow in a tornado!
How do tornados get to work?
On their cyclones!
Did you hear what happened when a tornado hit a cheese factory?
De-brie was everywhere!
Why was the tornado arrested?
Shoplifting!
What do you call two identical tornados?
Cy-clones!
I'm writing a book about how tornados develop...
At the moment it's just a draft!
Why did the tornado cross the road?
To get the road to the other side!
Why are cyclones so positive?
It's a torna-DO, not a torna-DON'T!
What did the grumpy tornado say?
Nothing, he just STORMED off!
I chucked a road sign at a tornado once...
I was throwing 'caution!' to the wind!
Have you heard the riddle about the tornado?
It's a real tongue twister!
What's so great about tornados?
Nothing! They suck!
What happens if you put perfume in a tornado?
You get a refreshing breeze!
What do you call a tornado in an allotment?
A plot twist!
What's a tornado's favourite game?
Twister!
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
A milkshake!
What did the wind turbine say to the tornado?
'I'm a huge fan!'
What happened when the tornados got together?
It was a whirlwind romance!
Why did the tornado start exercising?
To improve its circulation!
Why are tornados so full of themselves?
They always want to be the centre of attention!
