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15 Ways You Know You’re Back To School

Enjoy your first day back? No? AWFUL, WASN'T IT?!

1. You’re at Breakfast Club instead of in front of Spongebob with a bowl of Coco Pops at 10am

2. Why are all these clothes the same colour and a bit too small… OH NO!

3. You’re so used to being at home that you call your teacher “Mum”. Twice.

4. You’ve completely forgotten how to write your name (or anything else)

5. It’s 11am and you’re not on your 27th fridge raid of the day

6. WHERE IS THE TELLY?

7. AND WHERE IS THE WI-FI?!

8. What is this rubbish you call ‘dinner’ – we want Happy Meals!

9. You’ve forgotten your gym kit and you have to use… The Lost Property Bag!

10. AND WHERE IS THE COMPUTER?!

11. Who is that big new kid at the front?

12. Oh, it’s our new teacher… Oh no, we’ve changed class!

13. What do you mean, ‘Hand in your summer project’?

14. It’s a new season but the new Match Attax still isn’t out. Just weird.

15. WE’RE BORED NOW! WHEN IS IT HALF-TERM?