I'm beautiful, talented and handsome
If people look at me without eye protection, it can actually hurt their eyes, so I always carry a box of eye plasters. Oh, and a signed photograph of my mum. If you think I'm beautiful, you should see her!
I remember the vicar holding me upside down to christen me. He said I looked better from that angle. He always was a joker, that vicar!
Well, it seems I'm destined to be a male model or a film star, because that's what al the beautiful people do. But, what I'd really like to be is an opera singer.
Someone mistook me for Daniel Craig one day. That was embarrassing because I'm much better looking than him!
I'm an optimist. Well, I hope I am.
I worry about people not wanting to speak to me because I'm so good-looking. Often I notice people looking away, or even running away, screaming. Poor things don't know how to deal with someone so handsome.
Wilfrid or 'Erbert
My handsome good looks
I have a goldfish called Glug
Beanotown burger and chips! I love it!
Smiffy is really funny. People think he's a bit silly, but I think he secretly knows what he's doing and is just good at hiding it.
Really, really good at hiding it.
There's a singer my mum likes called Michael Buble. I'd like to speak to him for a while.
But nobody ever gets in a lift with me. It's like they're avoiding me - weird!
I'd be all right, because I don't need any beauty sleep, unlike most people. I would sing myself to sleep.
I have X-ray vision - I can see how people are beautiful on the inside
I find it hard to spot when people are being mean. I don't expect anyone to ever be mean.
Singing, dancing and making friends
Cameras, mirrors and windows seem to smash when I'm around. Probably because I'm too handsome.
And I don't like arguing with people much.
I'd like to be remembered as a famous singer like Michael Buble, who made people happy with his singing
Toast for me, please!
No problem, stay beautiful!