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20 Hilarious American Football Jokes To Kick Off Your Day!

Check out these American Football jokes that will turn you into a star punning back!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  September 20th 2022

Are you a fan of American Football? Do you also enjoy laughing? Then keep reading, because it feels like this page is for you! Get your giggle on with this collection of jokes that are guaranteed to give you a superb howl! When you've finished laughing at this lot, why not check out our super sports jokes and our epic FIFA jokes too!

Hut hut!

Which American Football team has the coolest helmets?

The one with the most fans!

Where does a ghost prefer to watch a game of American Football?

Under the ghoul posts!

Which American Football game do cats love watching?

The Goldfish Bowl!

Who is the star of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers?

Captain Hook!

Which insect should you not have on your American Football team?

A fumble bee!

A honey bee sitting on a violet flower

What does a LA Rams fan do when their team has won the Super Bowl?

Turn off their Xbox!

A gamer grandad

Why was Cinderella such a rubbish American Football player?

Her coach was a pumpkin!

What did the quarterback say to the football?

Catch you later!

Why did the American Football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!

Which trophy do peckish American Footballers try to win?

The Supper Bowl!

A bowl of Rice Krispies

Why shouldn’t you play American Football in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs!

Who are the happiest people at an American Football game?

The cheerleading squad!

Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?

The Seahawks and the Buccaneers!

Which American Football player wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head!

Why was the small ghost asked to join the American Football team? 

They really needed a little team spirit!

Where do football players go when they need a new uniform?

New Jersey!

A woman holding an American football

Why shouldn't you play American Football with a pig?

They'll hog the ball!

Why don't centipedes play American Football?

It takes them too long to put their socks on!

Why do American Football players always feel sweaty after a game?

Because the fans have all gone home!

What kind of tea do American Football players drink?

Penaltea!