The best FIFA jokes ever … you could say they’re Premier League!
Take a break at half time with these funny FIFA jokes! And if you’re putting off plunging into a challenging second half you might have time to check out our epic Fortnite jokes or Minecraft jokes too. If you’re feeling a bit random, try our joke generator!
Why should Bruno Mars feature on FIFA?
Because he is dripping with finesse!
How do FIFA players charge their phones?
Who is a FIFA players favourite teacher?
Miss Terry Ball!
Mauricio Pochettino must have hurt his leg…
He always uses a Kane!
What should you do if Liverpool’s midfield steal your car?
Call the Klopps!
What’s the best way to protect your house from bad football?
A Guard-iola dog!
What is Man United’s goalie’s best feature?
Why are Man City better than Everton?
They have twice as much Silva!
Did you hear about the football pitch NASA built on the moon?
They used astroturf!
When is a football pitch like a triangle?
When somebody takes a corner!
Why is Messi like a magician?
He has loads of hat tricks!
Who was the sheep’s favourite footballer?
Which football team loves ice cream?
How do footballers stay cool?
They sit next to their fans!