35 Funny Fortnite Jokes That Beat A Battle Royale!
Distract your opponents with these funny Fortnite jokes...
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Why did the gamer feel sick?
Some did a big fort!
What’s a Fortnite player’s favourite American football team? The renegade raiders!
The Renegade Raiders!
What do you call a Fortnite gamer who loves fruit?
Tomatohead!
How does a thirsty gamer drink water?
They slurp it!
Why was the gamer sad after losing at Fortnite?
Because nobody could console them!
Where do Fortniters sleep?
In a nite fort!
Why don’t skeletons play Fortnite?
They’ve got no skins!
Why can’t anyone use the password Fortnite?
Because it’s two week!
Why did Shrek play Fortnite?
He wanted to visit the Slurpy Swamp!
Where do Fortnite players buy their clothes?
At the Retail Row!
What Fortnite mode do babies play?
Rattle Royale!
What Fortnite mode do snakes play?
Rattle Royale!
Who are the most hydrated team playing Fortnite?
Team Liquid!
Why do Fortnite gamers have great teeth?
They love to floss all the time!
Why wasn’t the Fortnite player allowed to join the army?
Because they didn’t have a Battle Pass!
What video game do foxes like to play?
Fur-tnite!
Why shouldn't you give anyone the game Fortnite as a present?
Because it only lasts two weeks!
Did you hear about the sausage who kept attacking themselves on Fortnite?
They were their own wurst enemy!
Why are so many supermarket assistants good at Fortnite?
They are experienced in tagging!
What do people say in Fortnite after rubber banding?
Oh snap!
What's the best dish to eat when playing Fortnite?
Ghost peeking duck... preferably salty!
Why is Fortnite so popular on Halloween?
Because all of the hills are haunted!
What's a Fortnite player's favourite era?
The 90's!
How do the animals enter an ark in Fortnite?
One by one!
How do we know Fortnite is such a popular game?
It's taking the world by storm!
Why do worms hate Fortnite?
They're always being baited!
What type of dinosaur plays fortnite?
A flossoraptor!
Why are dentists good at Fortnite?
Because they floss twice a day!
What Fortnite mode do cows play?
Cattle Royale!
Who does the Floss at Buckingham Palace?
The Royale Family!
Skeletons are rubbish at Fortnite...
They've got no skins!
How do you make your TV do the Floss?
Emote control!
Did you hear about the thieves who broke into the alphabet factory?
They only took the L...
Why is playing Fortnite like watching X-Men?
You know that Storm is coming...
Why are strikers no good at Fortnite?
They never battle pass...
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