46 Knock Knock Jokes Which You Will A-door
The best knock knock jokes collected for you in one place!
Funny knock knock jokes are waiting for you here. Can we keep you guessing?
Step up to our door and see who’s behind it, with corny knock knock jokes suitable for all the family.
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Knock, knock! Who’s there? Art. Art who?
R2D2
Knock, knock! Who’s there? LEGO. LEGO who?
LEGO of the handle and let me in!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Alison. Alison who?
Alison Wonderland!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ash. Ash who?
Here’s a tissue!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who?
Orange you sick of all these knock knock jokes?!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Major. Major who?
Major day with this joke, haven’t I?!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who?
Stopwatcha doing and open the door!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Twit. Twit who?
Help, another owl!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Troy. Troy who?
Troy the bell next time!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Venice. Venice who?
Venice your mother coming home?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ya. Ya who?
Wow, what a welcome!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Zany. Zany who?
Zany body home?!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Zoom. Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect?!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Radio. Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Howard. Howard who?
Howard you like to be stood out here?!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Hoo. Hoo who?
Mum, there’s an owl at the door!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Frank. Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Al. Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Harold. Harold who?
Harold Angels Sing!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Holly. Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Hanna. Hanna who?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who?
Snow business like show business!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? You know. You know who?
Exactly! AVADA KEDAVRA!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? The interrupting cow. The interrupting…
[INTERRUPT THEM] MOOOO!!!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Theodore. Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open, so I had to knock!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? To. To who?
Actually, it’s to whom.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who?
Mikey won’t open the door!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Nana. Nana who?
Nana your business!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who?
Olive you!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Police. Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s freezing out here!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Smellmop. Smellmop who?
Ew! No thanks!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Spell. Spell who?
W-H-O!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Aitch. Aitch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Al. Al who?
Al give you a tenner if you open the door!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Amos. Amos who?
A mosquito!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Cowsgo. Cowsgo who?
No, cows go moo!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Euripides jeans, you pay for them!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Europe. Europe who?
No, you’re a poo!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who?
Bless you, do you need a hanky?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who?
I’m fine, thanks for asking. How are you?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Carrot. Carrot who?
Do you carrot all about me?!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who?
No need to cry, it’s only a joke!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?
Never mind. It’s pointless.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
