Knock Knock Jokes

Funny knock knock jokes are waiting for you just the other side of our door. The best knock knock jokes out there collected for you in one place!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Amos. Amos who?

A mosquito!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Al. Al who?

Al give you a tenner if you open the door!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Aitch. Aitch who?

Bless you!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Carrot. Carrot who?

Do you carrot all about me?!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

No need to cry, it's only a joke!

Knock, knock! Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it's cold out here!

Knock, knock! Who's there? To. To who?

Actually, it's to whom.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Theodore. Theodore who?

Theodore wasn't open, so I had to knock!

Knock, knock! Who's there? The interrupting cow. The interrupting…

[INTERUPT THEM] MOOOO!!!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

W-H-O!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Smellmop. Smellmop who?

Ew! No thanks!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Police. Police who?

Police hurry up, it's freezing out here!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who?

Olive you!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

No bell, that's why I knocked!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Nana. Nana who?

Nana your business!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who?

Mikey won't open the door!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

Wow! I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Hawaii. Hawaii who?

I'm fine, thanks for asking. How are you?

Knock, knock! Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you, do you need a hanky?

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