Knock Knock Jokes

Funny knock knock jokes are waiting for you just the other side of our door. The best knock knock jokes out there collected for you in one place!

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At Beano we have jokes for all occasions, including What did...? jokes, Why did...? jokes and the all important What do you call...? jokes!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Art. Art who?

R2D2

Knock, knock! Who's there? LEGO. LEGO who?

LEGO of the handle and let me in!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Alison. Alison who?

Alison Wonderland!

Knock, knock! Who's there? You know. You know who?

Exactly! AVADA KEDAVRA!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Smellmop. Smellmop who?

Ew! No thanks!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Europe. Europe who?

No, you're a poo!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Amos. Amos who?

A mosquito!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Al. Al who?

Al give you a tenner if you open the door!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Aitch. Aitch who?

Bless you!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Carrot. Carrot who?

Do you carrot all about me?!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

No need to cry, it's only a joke!

Knock, knock! Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it's cold out here!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you sick of all these knock knock jokes?!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Major. Major who?

Major day with this joke, haven't I?!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who?

Stopwatcha doing and open the door!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Twit. Twit who?

Help, another owl!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Troy. Troy who?

Troy the bell next time!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Venice. Venice who?

Venice your mother coming home?

Knock, knock! Who's there? Ya. Ya who?

Wow, what a welcome!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Zany. Zany who?

Zany body home?!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Zoom. Zoom who?

Zoom did you expect?!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Radio. Radio who?

Radio not here I come!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Howard. Howard who?

Howard you like to be stood out here?!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Hoo. Hoo who?

Mum, there's an owl at the door!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Frank. Frank who?

Frank you for being my friend!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Al. Al who?

Al give you a kiss if you open the door!

Knock knock! Who's there? Harold. Harold who?

Harold Angels Sing!

Knock knock! Who's there? Holly. Holly who?

Holly-days are here again!

Knock knock! Who's there? Hanna. Hanna who?

Hanna partridge in a pear tree!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Snow. Snow who?

Snow business like show business!

Knock, knock! Who's there? To. To who?

Actually, it's to whom.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Theodore. Theodore who?

Theodore wasn't open, so I had to knock!

Knock, knock! Who's there? The interrupting cow. The interrupting…

[INTERUPT THEM] MOOOO!!!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

W-H-O!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Police. Police who?

Police hurry up, it's freezing out here!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who?

Olive you!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

No bell, that's why I knocked!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Nana. Nana who?

Nana your business!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who?

Mikey won't open the door!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

Wow! I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Hawaii. Hawaii who?

I'm fine, thanks for asking. How are you?

Knock, knock! Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you, do you need a hanky?

Knock, knock! Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Euripides jeans, you pay for them!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Cowsgo. Cowsgo who?

No, cows go moo!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Anna. Anna who?

[SING] Anna partridge in a pear tree!

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