Knock Knock Jokes

Funny knock knock jokes are waiting for you just the other side of our door. The best knock knock jokes out there collected for you in one place!

Alright, alright, coming! This door is a very popular one and we receive all kinds of visitors here...

At Beano we have jokes for all occasions, including What did...? jokes, Why did...? jokes and the all important What do you call...? jokes!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Amos. Amos who?

A mosquito!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Al. Al who?

Al give you a tenner if you open the door!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Aitch. Aitch who?

Bless you!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Carrot. Carrot who?

Do you carrot all about me?!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

No need to cry, it's only a joke!

Knock, knock! Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it's cold out here!

Knock knock! Who's there? Harold. Harold who?

Harold Angels Sing!

Knock knock! Who's there? Holly. Holly who?

Holly-days are here again!

Knock knock! Who's there? Hanna. Hanna who?

Hanna partridge in a pear tree!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Snow. Snow who?

Snow business like show business!

Knock, knock! Who's there? You know. You know who?

Exactly! AVADA KEDAVRA!

Knock, knock! Who's there? To. To who?

Actually, it's to whom.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Theodore. Theodore who?

Theodore wasn't open, so I had to knock!

Knock, knock! Who's there? The interrupting cow. The interrupting…

[INTERUPT THEM] MOOOO!!!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

W-H-O!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Smellmop. Smellmop who?

Ew! No thanks!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Police. Police who?

Police hurry up, it's freezing out here!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who?

Olive you!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

No bell, that's why I knocked!

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