Knock Knock Jokes

Funny knock knock jokes are waiting for you just the other side of our door. The best knock knock jokes out there collected for you in one place!

Alright, alright, coming! This door is a very popular one and we receive all kinds of visitors here...

At Beano we have jokes for all occasions, including What did...? jokes, Why did...? jokes and the all important What do you call...? jokes!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Europe. Europe who?

No, you're a poo!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Amos. Amos who?

A mosquito!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Al. Al who?

Al give you a tenner if you open the door!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Aitch. Aitch who?

Bless you!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Carrot. Carrot who?

Do you carrot all about me?!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

No need to cry, it's only a joke!

Knock, knock! Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it's cold out here!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you sick of all these knock knock jokes?!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Major. Major who?

Major day with this joke, haven't I?!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who?

Stopwatcha doing and open the door!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Twit. Twit who?

Help, another owl!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Troy. Troy who?

Troy the bell next time!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Venice. Venice who?

Venice your mother coming home?

Knock, knock! Who's there? Ya. Ya who?

Wow, what a welcome!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Zany. Zany who?

Zany body home?!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Zoom. Zoom who?

Zoom did you expect?!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Radio. Radio who?

Radio not here I come!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Howard. Howard who?

Howard you like to be stood out here?!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Hoo. Hoo who?

Mum, there's an owl at the door!

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