Silly Jokes

Send eyes rolling like marbles with our super-funny silly jokes and silly one liners. Tee hee!

You can't get sillier than some of these wacky jokes from Beano! Also highly recommended if you've got a case of the frowns are our What do you call...? jokes and our funny knock knock jokes.

What do you call a smelly fairy?


What do you call a cat who likes to eat beans?

Puss 'n' Toots!

What do you call a dinosaur fart?

A blast from the past!

What did the caveman give his Valentine?

Ugs and kisses!

Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy!

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick!

Why did the onion need help?

It was in a pickle!

Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed!

What do you call dogs who did up ancient artefacts?


Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice!

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk!

What do you call an elephant in a phonebox?


Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing!

Why did the moon burp?

Because it was full!

What did the policeman say to his tummy?

You're under a vest!

What did the shy pebble say?

I wish I was a little boulder!

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Nice gnawing you!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

Who tells the funniest egg jokes?


What did one pig say to the other pig?

You take me for grunted!

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