Silly Jokes

Send eyes rolling like marbles with our super-funny silly jokes and silly one liners. Tee hee!

You can't get sillier than some of these wacky jokes from Beano! Also highly recommended if you've got a case of the frowns are our What do you call...? jokes and our funny knock knock jokes.

What do you call a bear without any teeth?

A gummy bear!

Why does Jessie ride Bullseye?

Because Bullseye is too heavy to carry!

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field!

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck!

What did the sea say to the land?

Nothing - it just waved!

Why was Tigger in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh!

What do you call a smelly fairy?


What do you call a cat who likes to eat beans?

Puss 'n' Toots!

What do you call a dinosaur fart?

A blast from the past!

What did the caveman give his Valentine?

Ugs and kisses!

Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy!

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick!

Why did the onion need help?

It was in a pickle!

What did the blanket say to the bed?

I've got you covered!

Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed!

What do you call dogs who did up ancient artefacts?


Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice!

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk!

What do you call an elephant in a phonebox?


Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

If you liked this, then you should try watching Britain's Funniest Class - Try Not To Laugh Challenge!

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