Animal Jokes

Funny animal jokes from Beano! Whether you’re looking for pet jokes or silly animal jokes, we’ve collected the best animal jokes to keep you and your furry friends entertained.

Good animal jokes are hard to come by, but we've collected our favourites here to get you howling, hooting and roaring with laughter. EPIC!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get more Beano!

What's it called when a cat wins a dog show?

A cat-has-trophy!

Who's the silliest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear!

Where do hamsters go on holiday?


What do you call a shark with a tie?


What do you call an elephant in a phone box?


What do you call a pick with a black belt in karate?

A pork chop!

What do you call two spiders who just got married?


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