Good animal jokes are hard to come by, but we've collected our favourites here to get you howling, hooting and roaring with laughter. EPIC! From the four-legged to the in-flight, the beaked to the barnacled, from dog jokes to elephant jokes, horse jokes to bird jokes, we've got them all!
What did the shark say after eating a clown fish?
This tastes a little funny!
What did the shark say when he was accused of hitting his brother?
What's a sharks favourite movie?
What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?
An animal that talks your head off!
What did the Mum shark say to the kid shark?
Watch that sharkasm, young man!
What do sharks do when they have a big choice to make?
What did the shark say to the other shark?
There's some-fin special about you!
How does a shark greet a fish?
Pleased to eat you!
Where do sharks go on vacation?
What do sharks order at McDonalds?
A quarter flounder with cheese!
What happened when the shark got famous?
He became a starfish!
Why do sharks live in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
What did prehistoric animals get instead of blisters?
What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear!
Which pet is the loudest?
What's Peter Pan's favourite animal?
What did Hamm build his house out of?
Why did Woody give Bullseye some cough syrup?
Because he was horse!
What type of magazines do cows read?