Bird Jokes

Here's our collection of funny bird jokes and one-liners!

Fly to new comedy heights with bird jokes from Beano! We've got everything from duck jokes to chicken jokes.

And when you're ready to come back down to Earth, or even burrow under it, check out our funny insect jokes or animal jokes.

How does a Penguin build a LEGO house?

Igloos it together!

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Chicken!

How does a chicken send mail to her friend?

In an Hen-velope!

What do chicken families do on sunny afternoons?

Have peck-nics!

What do chickens study at university?

Eggonomics!

Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in winter?

She was no spring chicken!

What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?

I hope I didn't quack any!

What is a duck's favourite game?

Beak-a-boo!

Why did the duck cross the road?

Because there was a quack in the sidewalk!

Why did the duck join the baseball game?

To make a fowl shot!

Why do ducks fly South for the winter?

Because it's too far to waddle!

What is it called when it's raining ducks and geese?

Fowl weather!

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Duckula!

What kind of TV shows do ducks watch?

Duckumentaries!

Where do ducks go when they are sick?

To the duck-tor!

Which bird steals soap from your bath?

A robber duck!

They told me to stop doing flamingo impressions...

I had to put my foot down!

What did the snowman say to the robin?

I have snow idea!

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff!

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost!

Why do owls get invited to parties?

Because they're a hoot!

What do you call a duck who's always telling jokes?

A wisequacker!

What did the duck say to the waiter?

Put it on my bill!

Why did the bird go to the hospital?

To get tweetment!

Why did the bird fly into the library?

Because he was looking for bookworms!

What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Twit. Twit who?

Help, another owl!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Hoo. Hoo who?

Mum, there's an owl at the door!

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?

A walkie-talkie!

What kind of bird sticks to clothes?

A vel-crow!

What bird is always out of breath?

A puffin!

What do you get if you cross a canary with a lawnmower?

Shredded tweet!

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

It's quicker than walking!

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