Caw! Check out these feathery funnies!
Why was the seagull sad on Valentine’s Day?
He didn’t have a gull friend!
Why could nobody see the seagull?
Because it was in da skies!
Why did the seagull cross the road?
What does a seagull drink out of?
Where does a seagull go if it loses its tail?
A re-tail store!
Which side of a seagull has the most feathers?
What do you call a seagull during the winter?
Why do seagulls often stand on just one leg?
Because if they lifted both, they’d fall over!
What is a seabird’s favourite pop song from the 80s?
Gulls Just Wanna Have Fun!
What do you call a small Scottish seagull?
A wee gull!
Did you hear about the seagull who stole a sausage?
It was a tern for the wurst!
What do you call a seagull on the moon?
What do you call a bird who stars in action movies?
Why did the pirate buy a seagull instead of a parrot?
It was on sail!
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because it’s easier than swimming!
What website does a seagull use for slime research?
What do seagulls wear at the beach?
What creature came before the seagull?
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Why do seagulls live by the sea?
Because if they lived by the bay, they would be bagels!