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20 Seagull Jokes That Will Make You Fly With Laughter!

Caw! Check out these feathery funnies!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  December 10th 2021

We think you’ll love these jokes more than seagulls love chips. Want even more bird funnies? No problem! Check out these duck jokes or even some bat jokes!

If you fancy something a little different, we've also got fruit jokesice cream jokes and more! And of course you can always find more LOLs at our jokes hub!

Why was the seagull sad on Valentine's Day?

He didn't have a gull friend!

Why could nobody see the seagull?

Because it was in da skies!

Why did the seagull cross the road?

Just beak-ause!

What does a seagull drink out of?

A beaker!

Where does a seagull go if it loses its tail?

A re-tail store!

Which side of a seagull has the most feathers?

The outside!

What do you call a seagull during the winter?

A brrr-d!

Why do seagulls often stand on just one leg?

Because if they lifted both, they'd fall over!

What is a seabird's favourite pop song from the 80s?

Gulls Just Wanna Have Fun!

What do you call a small Scottish seagull?

A wee gull!

Did you hear about the seagull who stole a sausage?

It was a tern for the wurst!

What do you call a seagull on the moon?


What do you call a bird who stars in action movies?

Steven Seagull!

Why did the pirate buy a seagull instead of a parrot?

It was on sail!

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?

Because it's easier than swimming!

What website does a seagull use for slime research?


What do seagulls wear at the beach?

A beak-ini!

What creature came before the seagull?

A beagle!

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?


Why do seagulls live by the sea?

Because if they lived by the bay, they would be bagels!