Duck Jokes

These funny duck jokes will quack you up...

These cheesy duck jokes are quackers!

Once you're done at this pond, there are a ton of chicken jokes and bird jokes waiting for you too. Plus we've got animal jokes galore in our Joke Generator!

Why was the duck arrested?

It was suspected of fowl play!

Why do ducks make good detectives?

They always quack the case!

What do you call a duck who's always telling jokes?

A wisequacker!

What did the duck say to the waiter?

Put it on my bill!

What do ducks pull at Christmas?

Christmas quackers!

What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer?

Quacks in the pavement!

When does a duck get up?

At the quack of dawn!

On what side does a duck have the most feathers?

The outside!

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