Duck Jokes

These funny duck jokes will quack you up...

In need of a BEAK? It's perfect weather for Beano's best duck jokes! Our laughs will lift you lighter than a feather in no time!

Once you're done at this pond, waddle on over to our farm full of chicken jokes or feel sky-high with our bird jokes. Plus we've got animal jokes galore in our Joke Generator!

When do ducks usually wake up?

At the quack of dawn!

What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?

I hope I didn't quack any!

What is a duck's favourite game?


Why did the duck cross the road?

Because there was a quack in the sidewalk!

Why did the duck join the baseball game?

To make a fowl shot!

Why do ducks fly South for the winter?

Because it's too far to waddle!

What is it called when it's raining ducks and geese?

Fowl weather!

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Duckula!

What kind of TV shows do ducks watch?


Where do ducks go when they are sick?

To the duck-tor!

Which bird steals soap from your bath?

A robber duck!

What type of food is a duck and mole put together?


What do you call a duck that loves fireworks?

A firequacker!

What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?

A Christmas quacker!

What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer?

Quacks in the pavement!

When does a duck get up?

At the quack of dawn!

On what side does a duck have the most feathers?

The outside!

Why was the duck arrested?

It was suspected of fowl play!

Why do ducks make good detectives?

They always quack the case!

What do you call a duck who's always telling jokes?

A wisequacker!

What did the duck say to the waiter?

Put it on my bill!

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