These cheesy duck jokes are quackers!
What do you call a duck that loves fireworks?
What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?
A Christmas cracker!
Why was the duck arrested?
It was suspected of fowl play!
Why do ducks make good detectives?
They always quack the case!
What do you call a duck who's always telling jokes?
What did the duck say to the waiter?
Put it on my bill!
What do ducks pull at Christmas?
What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer?
Quacks in the pavement!
When does a duck get up?
At the quack of dawn!
On what side does a duck have the most feathers?