Duck Jokes

These funny duck jokes will quack you up...

These cheesy duck jokes are quackers!

Once you're done at this pond, there are a ton of chicken jokes and bird jokes waiting for you too. Plus we've got animal jokes galore in our Joke Generator!

Which bird steals soap from your bath?

A robber duck!

What type of food is a duck and mole put together?


What do you call a duck that loves fireworks?

A firequacker!

What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?

A Christmas cracker!

Why was the duck arrested?

It was suspected of fowl play!

Why do ducks make good detectives?

They always quack the case!

What do you call a duck who's always telling jokes?

A wisequacker!

What did the duck say to the waiter?

Put it on my bill!

What do ducks pull at Christmas?

Christmas quackers!

What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer?

Quacks in the pavement!

When does a duck get up?

At the quack of dawn!

On what side does a duck have the most feathers?

The outside!

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