30 Duck Jokes to Quack You Up
These funny duck jokes will quack you up…
In need of a BEAK? It’s perfect weather for Beano’s best duck jokes! Our laughs will lift you lighter than a feather in no time!
What do you call it when it’s raining ducks and geese?
Why did the duck say bang?
Because they wanted a firequacker roll!
What is Donald Duck’s favourite snack?
Why did the fox go for a duck?
Because he was rubbish at cricket. (Probably something to do with not being able to hold a bat in his little paws – Ed)
What kind of shoes do geese wear?
What do you get if you cross a sea monster with a duck?
What do you get if you cross a duck and a vampire?
What sound does a weird duck make?
What do you call a duck that works in a hospital?
A Health Quacktitioner!
What does a duck that’s made of avocado say?
What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?
I hope I didn’t quack any!
What is a duck’s favourite game?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because there was a quack in the sidewalk!
Why did the duck join the baseball game?
To make a fowl shot!
Why do ducks fly South for the winter?
Because it’s too far to waddle!
What is it called when it’s raining ducks and geese?
What has webbed feet and fangs?
What kind of TV shows do ducks watch?
Where do ducks go when they are sick?
To the duck-tor!
Which bird steals soap from your bath?
A robber duck!
What type of food is a duck and mole put together?
What do you call a duck that loves fireworks?
What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?
A Christmas quacker!
Why was the duck arrested?
It was suspected of fowl play!
On what side does a duck have the most feathers?
When does a duck get up?
At the quack of dawn!
What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer?
Quacks in the pavement!
Why do ducks make good detectives?
They always quack the case!
What did the duck say to the waiter?
Put it on my bill!
What do you call a duck who’s always telling jokes?