Chicken Jokes

Funny chicken jokes to get you chuckling (or chickling)...

If our chicken jokes crack you up, get your claws on our egg jokes too. Plus there's the Beano Joke Generator, which will come up with jokes for you on almost any subject.

How do chickens communicate?

With fowl language!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

To eat the chicken on the other side!

How do chickens leave the building?

They use the eggs-it!

Who tells the funniest egg jokes?

Comedi-hens!

Where do tough chickens come from?

Hard-boiled eggs!

Why did the egg hide?

It was a little chicken!

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

How do hens dance?

Chick to chick!

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?

Roost beef!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens hadn't evolved yet!

If you liked this, then you should try watching George Ezra Improved by Rubber Chickens!

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