Chicken Jokes

Funny chicken jokes to get you chuckling (or chickling)...

If our chicken jokes crack you up, get your claws on our egg jokes too or reach new comedy heights with our bird jokes.

All sorts of animals are famed for crossing roads, not just chickens - find the answers to popular 'Why did...?' questions here, or get a spoon and dig into our food jokes.

Plus there's the Beano Joke Generator, for random jokes on almost any subject.

How do chickens communicate?

With fowl language!

Why did the T-rex cross the road?

To eat the chicken on the other side!

How do chickens leave the building?

They use the eggs-it!

Who tells the funniest egg jokes?

Comedi-hens!

Where do tough chickens come from?

Hard-boiled eggs!

Why did the egg hide?

It was a little chicken!

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

How do hens dance?

Chick to chick!

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?

Roost beef!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens hadn't evolved yet!

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