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23 Egg Jokes Which Will Surely Crack You Up

These egg jokes and puns will crack you up…

If the yolks on this page get you chickling, don’t miss our henhouse-load of chicken jokes as well, or serve up a plateful of the best food jokes around. You can also check out the Beano Joke Generator to discover jokes on every topic.

What do you call a baby chick in a shell suit?

An egg!

How do hens feel on Mondays?

Monday jokes

Eggshausted!

This morning I tried to flip my eggs like I do with my pancakes.

Pancake jokes

Yolks on me!

Why is a bear big, brown and hairy?

Because if it was small, smooth and white… it would be an egg!

I bought a Dalek egg timer recently…

After a few minutes, it shouts, “Eggs terminate!”

Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in winter?

She was no spring chicken!

What crime is an egg most afraid of?

Poaching!

How does a hen leave the house?

Through the egg-sit!

What does a meditating egg say?

Ohhhhhmmmlet!

What train do eggs take to get to school?

The Hogwarts eggs-press!

Where’s the best place to get information about eggs?

The hen-cyclopedia!

What day of the week do eggs hate?

Fry-day!

Why is the Easter bunny so smart?

easter jokes

He’s an egghead!

How many rotten eggs does it take to make a stink bomb?

Quite a phew!

This egg is bad!

Don’t blame me, I only laid the table!

What did the egg say to the mixer?

I know when I’m beaten!

How do monsters like their eggs?

Terri-fried!

What do you call alien eggs?

Eggstra-terrestrials!

Why shouldn’t you tease egg whites?

They can’t take a yolk!

Where do eggs go when they visit the USA?

food jokes

New Yolk!

What do you call an adventurous egg?

An eggs-plorer!

How do clowns like their eggs cooked?

Funny side up!

Who tells the funniest egg jokes?

Comedi-hens!

What do you call a mischievous egg?

A practical yolker!

Where do tough chickens come from?

Hard-boiled eggs!

What happens when an egg hears a joke?

It cracks up!

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