Egg Jokes

These egg jokes and puns will crack you up...

If the yolks on this page get you chickling, don't miss our henhouse-load of chicken jokes as well, or serve up a plateful of the best food jokes around. You can also check out the Beano Joke Generator to discover jokes on every topic.

I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...

After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"

What crime is an egg most afraid of?

Poaching!

How does a hen leave the house?

Through the egg-sit!

What does a meditating egg say?

Ohhhhhmmmlet!

What train do eggs take to get to school?

The Hogwarts eggs-press!

Where's the best place to get information about eggs?

The hen-cyclopedia!

What day of the week do eggs hate?

Fry-day!

How many rotten eggs does it take to make a stink bomb?

Quite a phew!

This egg is bad!

Don't blame me, I only laid the table!

What did the egg say to the mixer?

I know when I'm beaten!

How do monsters like their eggs?

Terri-fried!

What do you call alien eggs?

Eggstra-terrestrials!

How do clowns like their eggs cooked?

Funny side up!

What do you call an adventurous egg?

An eggs-plorer!

Where do eggs go when they visit the USA?

New Yolk!

Why shouldn’t you tease egg whites?

They can't take a yolk!

Who tells the funniest egg jokes?

Comedi-hens!

What do you call a mischievous egg?

A practical yolker!

What happens when an egg hears a joke?

It cracks up!

Where do tough chickens come from?

Hard-boiled eggs!

Why did the Easter egg hide?

It was a little chicken!

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