Where do eggs go when they visit the USA?
Who tells the funniest egg jokes?
What do you call a mischievous egg?
A practical yolker!
What happens when an egg hears a joke?
It cracks up!
Where do tough chickens come from?
Why did the egg hide?
It was a little chicken!
Dennis: "This egg is bad!"
Dad: "Don't blame me, I only laid the table!"
What did the egg say to the mixer?
I know when I'm beaten!
How do monsters like their eggs?
What do you call alien eggs?
How do comedians like their eggs cooked?
Funny side up!
What do you call an adventurous egg?
Why shouldn’t you tease egg whites?
They can't take a yolk!