These egg jokes and puns will crack you up...
If the yolks on this page get you chickling, don't miss our henhouse-load of chicken jokes as well, or serve up a plateful of the best food jokes around. You can also check out the Beano Joke Generator to discover jokes on every topic.
Why is a bear big, brown and hairy?
Because if it was small, smooth and white... it would be an egg!
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
What crime is an egg most afraid of?
How does a hen leave the house?
Through the egg-sit!
What does a meditating egg say?
What train do eggs take to get to school?
The Hogwarts eggs-press!
Where's the best place to get information about eggs?
What day of the week do eggs hate?
How many rotten eggs does it take to make a stink bomb?
Quite a phew!
This egg is bad!
Don't blame me, I only laid the table!
What did the egg say to the mixer?
I know when I'm beaten!
How do monsters like their eggs?
What do you call alien eggs?
How do clowns like their eggs cooked?
Funny side up!
What do you call an adventurous egg?
Where do eggs go when they visit the USA?
Why shouldn’t you tease egg whites?
They can't take a yolk!
Who tells the funniest egg jokes?
What do you call a mischievous egg?
A practical yolker!
What happens when an egg hears a joke?
It cracks up!
Where do tough chickens come from?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
It was a little chicken!