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46 Egg Jokes Which Will Surely Crack You Up

These egg jokes and puns will crack you up...

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  September 13th 2022

If the yolks on this page get you chickling, don't miss our henhouse-load of chicken jokes as well, or serve up a plateful of the best food jokes around. You can also check out the Beano Joke Generator to discover jokes on every topic.

What is an egg's favourite kind of tree?

Yolk tree!

What's an egg's favourite American Football team?

Chick-ago Bears!

Why does the Easter Bunny paint their eggs?

It's too tricky to wallpaper them!

Easter Puns

Why did the chicken go to school?

To eggs-pand their knowledge!

What do you get if you cross Harsha with an egg?

A practical yolker!

Which petrol station do eggs use?

Shell!

What do you say to a chicken who gets a good school report?

Egg-cellent work!

An excellent school report card

How does a chicken prefer to pay for their shopping?

By using the eggs-press checkout!

Why don’t dinosaurs lay eggs? 

Because they're eggs-tinct!

Why did the egg hide?

They were a little chicken!

Bacon jokes

Why was the chick sent off during a game of football?

It committed a fowl on an egg!

When did the comedy hen get booed off stage?

They kept forgetting their yokes!

What do chickens drink at breakfast time?

An eggs-presso!

What is an egg's motto when doing school work?

Just fry your best!

Fried egg

How did the egg feel after running a marathon?

Eggs-hausted!

How does Joe Wicks’ pet chicken stay fit?

They eggs-ercise!

Chicken Jokes
Chicken Jokes

Why was the egg interested in becoming a Formula 1 driver?

They loved to eggs-celerate!

Happy racing driver

Why couldn’t the eggs go to the concert?

It was a shell out!

Double yolk egg

Why did the chicken get an 'F' at school?

They didn't study for their eggs-am!

A chicken crossing the road

Which animal will always make you laugh?

Hens – they'll always provide a yolk!

What did the egg say about escaping the kitchen?

“I might whisk it and run!”

A chef

What do you call a baby chick in a shell suit?

An egg!

How do hens feel on Mondays?

Eggshausted!

Monday jokes

This morning I tried to flip my eggs like I do with my pancakes.

Yolks on me!

Pancake jokes

Why is a bear big, brown and hairy?

Because if it was small, smooth and white... it would be an egg!

Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in winter?

She was no spring chicken!

What crime is an egg most afraid of?

Poaching!

How does a hen leave the house?

Through the egg-sit!

What does a meditating egg say?

Ohhhhhmmmlet!

What train do eggs take to get to school?

The Hogwarts eggs-press!

Where's the best place to get information about eggs?

The hen-cyclopedia!

What day of the week do eggs hate?

Fry-day!

Why is the Easter bunny so smart?

He's an egghead!

easter jokes

How many rotten eggs does it take to make a stink bomb?

Quite a phew!

This egg is bad!

Don't blame me, I only laid the table!

What did the egg say to the mixer?

I know when I'm beaten!

How do monsters like their eggs?

Terri-fried!

What do you call alien eggs?

Eggstra-terrestrials!

Why shouldn’t you tease egg whites?

They can't take a yolk!

Where do eggs go when they visit the USA?

New Yolk!

food jokes

What do you call an adventurous egg?

An eggs-plorer!

How do clowns like their eggs cooked?

Funny side up!

Who tells the funniest egg jokes?

Comedi-hens!

What do you call a mischievous egg?

A practical yolker!

Where do tough chickens come from?

Hard-boiled eggs!

What happens when an egg hears a joke?

It cracks up!

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