Egg Jokes

These egg jokes and puns will crack you up...

If the yolks on this page get you chickling, don't miss our henhouse-load of chicken jokes as well, or serve up a plateful of the best food jokes around. You can also check out the Beano Joke Generator to discover jokes on every topic.

What day of the week do eggs hate?


What do you call alien eggs?


How do clowns like their eggs cooked?

Funny side up!

What do you call an adventurous egg?

An eggs-plorer!

Where do eggs go when they visit the USA?

New Yolk!

Why shouldn’t you tease egg whites?

They can't take a yolk!

Who tells the funniest egg jokes?


What do you call a mischievous egg?

A practical yolker!

What happens when an egg hears a joke?

It cracks up!

Where do tough chickens come from?

Hard-boiled eggs!

Why did the egg hide?

It was a little chicken!

How many rotten eggs does it take to make a stink bomb?

Quite a phew!

This egg is bad!

Don't blame me, I only laid the table!

What did the egg say to the mixer?

I know when I'm beaten!

How do monsters like their eggs?


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