Food Jokes

A tasty selection of funny food jokes for you to sink your teeth into! Wrap your tongue around the best food jokes here...

Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy!

What's a dog’s favourite kind of pizza?


Why did the onion need help?

It was in a pickle!

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice!

What’s the fastest vegetable?

A runner bean!

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they peel!

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing!

Where do eggs go when they visit the USA?

New Yolk!

Which footballer makes the best coffee?

Diego Costa!

When does coffee taste like mud?

When it's ground!

What do Noah and a tin can have in common?

They both preserve pears!

Which is the best day to cook bacon?


Who tells the funniest egg jokes?


Which cheese is made backwards?


What’s a Canadian’s favourite dessert?

Chocolate moose!

What do you call a mischievous egg?

A practical yolker!

What kind of key opens a banana?

A monkey!

What do you do if you see a blue banana?

Try to cheer it up!

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half!

What do you call a pistachio on a spaceship?

An astro-nut!

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