A tasty selection of funny food jokes for you to sink your teeth into! Wrap your tongue around the best food jokes here...
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What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on its summer holiday!
Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Because its Mum was in a jam!
Why did the pancake get arrested?
It had committed multiple unwaffle actions!
When does bread rise?
When you yeast expect it!
Why did bread break up with margerine?
For a butter love!
How does a train eat?
Have you heard about the new restaurant called karma?
There's no menu, you just get what you deserve!
What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
What happens after you rub ketchup in your eyes?
You feel silly in Heinz sight!
What does a duck that's made of avocado say?
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog!
What is a nuclear physicist's favourite meal?
Why is a bear big, brown and hairy?
Because if it was small, smooth and white... it would be an egg!
What is a turkey’s favourite dessert?
Why does Mary Poppins' umberella fly?
Because it can't walk!
If you have a referee in rugby, what do you have in bowls?
What do iPhones eat for breakfast?
What kind of salads do robots like?
Those with ice-borg lettuce!
Why do footballers struggle to eat sandwiches?
They think they can't use their hands!
What does Dr Who eat with their pizza?
Why did Snow White hate the evil queen?
Because she was a bad apple!
What do you give a sausage dog with a fever?
Mustard - it's the best thing for a hot dog!
A friend told me that all apples are yellow...
I told him, 'that's bananas!'
What's yellow and goes bzzz?
An electric lemon!
What did the banana say to the monkey?
Nothing, bananas can't talk!
What do you call a shoe that's made out of banana?
What type of food is a duck and mole put together?
How much food does a cat have at breakfast?
Did you hear the rumour about butter?
Well, I’m not going to spread it!
Why does Captain Hook eat ready meals?
Because he can never get to a pan!
Where do you learn to make ice cream?
What is a Creeper's favourite food?
What's the best salad to serve on Guy Fawkes' Night?
How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!
Why did the banana go to the hospital?
It wasn't peeling well!
What's the best kind of cheese to use to disguise a small horse?
What's the saddest type of cheese?
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
What kind of music does cheese listen to?
In tennis, what do you serve but never eat?
Waiter, what's your thumb doing on my steak?
I didn't want it to fall on the floor again…
Why do potatoes make great crime fighters?
Because they always keep their eyes peeled!
What did one cranberry say to another at Christmas?
Tis the season to be jelly!
Doctor, doctor! I’ve got a mince pie stuck up my nose!
What you need is some cream!
What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even!
Mum's spaghetti got in the Guinness Book of Records...
I hope she cleans the pages!
I'm writing a book about banana peels...
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy!
What's a dog’s favourite kind of pizza?
Why did the onion need help?
It was in a pickle!
Doctor, doctor! I've a strawberry stuck in my ear!
Don't worry, I've some cream for that!
Why did the bread go to the doctor?
It was feeling crummy!
What’s yellow and sniffs?
A banana with a cold!
This egg is bad!
Don't blame me, I only laid the table!
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a carrot!
Don't get yourself in a stew!
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
He wasn't peeling well!
Why is history like a fruit cake?
It's full of dates!
What does a clock do when it is hungry?
It goes back four seconds!
What did the egg say to the mixer?
I know when I'm beaten!
How do monsters like their eggs?
What’s the fastest vegetable?
A runner bean!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through a strawberry patch?
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they peel!
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call alien eggs?
What’s the difference between teachers and sweets?
Kids like sweets!
What do you eat when you're cold and angry?
Doctor, doctor! I've gone all crumbly, like a cheese biscuit...
What do you call a man with gravy and potatoes on his head?
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?
Who was the scariest cake?
Attila the Bun!
What do you call a Triceratops with carrots in its ears?
Anything you like, it can't hear you!
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillows?
He wanted to have sweet dreams!
How do clowns like their eggs cooked?
Funny side up!
What do you call an adventurous egg?
Where do eggs go when they visit the USA?
Why shouldn’t you tease egg whites?
They can't take a yolk!
Which footballer makes the best coffee?
Why did the strawberry cry?
It was in a jam!
When does coffee taste like mud?
When it's ground!
What do Noah and a tin can have in common?
They both preserve pears!
Which is the best day to cook bacon?
Who tells the funniest egg jokes?
Which cheese is made backwards?
What’s a Canadian’s favourite dessert?
What do you call a mischievous egg?
A practical yolker!
What kind of key opens a banana?
What do you do if you see a blue banana?
Try to cheer it up!
What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
Cut it in half!
What do you call a pistachio on a spaceship?
Why did the T-rex eat raw meat?
Because its itty-bitty arms couldn't work the oven!
What happens when an egg hears a joke?
It cracks up!
Where do tough chickens come from?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
It was a little chicken!
What do you get if you cross a cheetah with a burger?
Why are bananas never lonely?
They hang around in bunches!
What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
Why did the pie got to the dentist?
He needed a filling!
What is a sausage’s favourite kind of music?
Rock and sausage roll!
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
You can roast beef!
What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Why should Christmas dinner always be well done?
So you can say "Merry Crispness"!
This turkey tastes like an old sofa...
Well, I thought you liked stuffing!
What wobbles and flies?
What do cavemen like on their chips?
What is white and giggles?
A tickled onion!
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus?
The strawberry is red!
Did you hear about the salad race?
The lettuce was ahead and the tomato tried to ketchup!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
What do cats have for breakfast?
What do you give an injured fruit?
What’s the difference between an orange and a walrus?
Give it a squeeze. If you don’t get orange juice, it’s a walrus!
What does salad say at church?
What is the best thing to put in a pie?
Your pearly whites!
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel!
How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it down a hill!
Why are fish and chip shops always full?
Because the fish fillet!
What’s the difference between an elephant and a biscuit?
You can't dip an elephant in your tea!
Why shouldn’t you use paper plates?
What’s angry and goes with custard?
What vegetables should you never bring on a boat?
What did the grape do when it was sat on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ?
A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
Which vegetables go best with jacket potatoes?
What do cornflakes wear on their feet?
What is yellow and clicks?
A ballpoint banana!
How do you make the best gold soup?
Use 24 carrots!
What’s purple and hums?
A rotten plum!
What did one sausage say to the other?
You're the wurst!
What kind of nut always has a cold?
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner’s on me!