Food Jokes

A tasty selection of funny food jokes for you to sink your teeth into! Wrap your tongue around the best food jokes here...

Eat up these tasty food jokes and then head over to our banana jokes or egg jokes for more. Or, if you're looking out for something completely different why not check out our funny animal jokes?!

Plus, there's always the Beano Joke Generator for random jokes and puns!

In tennis, what do you serve but never eat?

Tennis balls!

Waiter, what's your thumb doing on my steak?

I didn't want it to fall on the floor again…

What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even!

Mum's spaghetti got in the Guinness Book of Records...

I hope she cleans the pages!

I'm writing a book about banana peels...

It's non-friction!

Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy!

What's a dog’s favourite kind of pizza?


Why did the onion need help?

It was in a pickle!

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice!

Why is history like a fruit cake?

It's full of dates!

What’s the fastest vegetable?

A runner bean!

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they peel!

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing!

What do you call alien eggs?


What do you eat when you're cold and angry?

A brr-grr!

How do clowns like their eggs cooked?

Funny side up!

What do you call an adventurous egg?

An eggs-plorer!

Where do eggs go when they visit the USA?

New Yolk!

Why shouldn’t you tease egg whites?

They can't take a yolk!


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