Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy!
What's a dog’s favourite kind of pizza?
Why did the onion need help?
It was in a pickle!
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice!
What’s the fastest vegetable?
A runner bean!
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they peel!
Why did the tomato blush?
It saw the salad dressing!
Where do eggs go when they visit the USA?
Which footballer makes the best coffee?
When does coffee taste like mud?
When it's ground!
What do Noah and a tin can have in common?
They both preserve pears!
Which is the best day to cook bacon?
Who tells the funniest egg jokes?
Which cheese is made backwards?
What’s a Canadian’s favourite dessert?
What do you call a mischievous egg?
A practical yolker!
What kind of key opens a banana?
What do you do if you see a blue banana?
Try to cheer it up!
What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
Cut it in half!
What do you call a pistachio on a spaceship?