Plus, there's always the Beano Joke Generator for random jokes and puns!
In tennis, what do you serve but never eat?
Waiter, what's your thumb doing on my steak?
I didn't want it to fall on the floor again…
What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even!
Mum's spaghetti got in the Guinness Book of Records...
I hope she cleans the pages!
I'm writing a book about banana peels...
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy!
What's a dog’s favourite kind of pizza?
Why did the onion need help?
It was in a pickle!
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice!
Why is history like a fruit cake?
It's full of dates!
What’s the fastest vegetable?
A runner bean!
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they peel!
Why did the tomato blush?
It saw the salad dressing!
What do you call alien eggs?
What do you eat when you're cold and angry?
How do clowns like their eggs cooked?
Funny side up!
What do you call an adventurous egg?
Where do eggs go when they visit the USA?
Why shouldn’t you tease egg whites?
They can't take a yolk!