Food Jokes

A tasty selection of funny food jokes for you to sink your teeth into! Wrap your tongue around the best food jokes here...

Eat up these tasty food jokes and then head over to our banana jokes or egg jokes for more. Or, if you're looking out for something completely different why not check out our funny animal jokes?!

Plus, there's always the Beano Joke Generator for random jokes and puns!

What's the best salad to serve on Guy Fawkes' Night?

Rocket!

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

It wasn't peeling well!

What's the best kind of cheese to use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone!

What's the saddest type of cheese?

Blue cheese!

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Hallou-mi!

WHat kind of music does cheese listen to?

R'n'Brie!

In tennis, what do you serve but never eat?

Tennis balls!

Waiter, what's your thumb doing on my steak?

I didn't want it to fall on the floor again…

What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even!

Mum's spaghetti got in the Guinness Book of Records...

I hope she cleans the pages!

I'm writing a book about banana peels...

It's non-friction!

Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy!

What's a dog’s favourite kind of pizza?

Pup-eroni!

Why did the onion need help?

It was in a pickle!

Why did the bread go to the doctor?

It was feeling crummy!

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice!

Why is history like a fruit cake?

It's full of dates!

What’s the fastest vegetable?

A runner bean!

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