Banana Jokes

A bunch of funny banana jokes to get you peeling chirpy!

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Why do minions love bananas?

They find them appealing!

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

It wasn't peeling well!

I'm writing a book about banana peels...

It's non-friction!

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they peel!

What kind of key opens a banana?

A monkey!

What do you do if you see a blue banana?

Try to cheer it up!

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half!

Why are bananas never lonely?

They hang around in bunches!

What’s yellow and sniffs?

A banana with a cold!

What did the banana say to the monkey?

Nothing, bananas can't talk!

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling well!

What is yellow and clicks?

A ballpoint banana!

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