Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they peel!
What kind of key opens a banana?
What do you do if you see a blue banana?
Try to cheer it up!
What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
Cut it in half!
Why are bananas never lonely?
They hang around in bunches!
What’s yellow and sniffs?
A banana with a cold!
What did the banana say to the monkey?
Nothing, bananas can't talk!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
He wasn't peeling well!
What is yellow and clicks?
A ballpoint banana!