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26 Banana Jokes for a Bunch of Laughs

A bunch of funny banana jokes to get you peeling chirpy!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  February 28th 2022

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What’s a sodium molecules favourite fruit?

Na na 

Did you see the Youtube video of the gorilla opening bananas?

It's super ape-peeling!

A smiling monkey

What do you call a woman with a banana in each ear?

You can call her what you want - she want hear you!

A grinning frog

What do bananas say when they pick up the phone?


An open mouthed and laughing monkey

Why did the banana go to hospital?

It wasn't peeling very well!

A banana laughing with its tongue sticking out

What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers!

A shoe with a smile on its face in front of a theatrical red curtain

What can an apple do that a banana can't?

Look round!

A smiling red apple in front of lots of green apples

A banana, a giraffe and Taylor Swift walk into a bar.

'What is this?' The barman asks 'Some sort of joke?!'

Time flies like an arrow...

Fruit flies like a banana!

A laughing green frog in front of lots of bananas

What kind of shoes are made from banana peels?


A laughing banana in front of a purple background

How did the banana wear her hair?

In bunches!

A laughing banana in front of a blue background

How do you open a banana?

With a monKEY!

An excited looking banana in front of a red background

What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?

Anything you like, he can't hear you!

A laughing Bengal tiger in front of a yellow spotted background

What did the banana say to the monkey?

Nothing, bananas can't talk!

What do you call a shoe that's made out of banana?

A slipper!

Why do minions love bananas?

They find them appealing!

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

It wasn't peeling well!

I'm writing a book about banana peels...

It's non-friction!

What’s yellow and sniffs?

A banana with a cold!

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling well!

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they peel!

What kind of key opens a banana?

A monkey!

A monkey eating a banana

What do you do if you see a blue banana?

Try to cheer it up!

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half!

Why are bananas never lonely?

They hang around in bunches!

What is yellow and clicks?

A ballpoint banana!

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