Banana Jokes

A bunch of funny banana jokes to get you peeling chirpy!

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they peel!

What kind of key opens a banana?

A monkey!

What do you do if you see a blue banana?

Try to cheer it up!

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half!

Why are bananas never lonely?

They hang around in bunches!

What’s yellow and sniffs?

A banana with a cold!

What did the banana say to the monkey?

Nothing, bananas can't talk!

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling well!

What is yellow and clicks?

A ballpoint banana!

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