Yellow Jokes

Yellow Jokes

YELLOw there! Looking for some sunny puns? Beano's best yellow jokes promise to have you ban-a-ha-ha-ha-ing in no time!

MUSTARD up the courage for more laughs? Crack up with our cheese jokes, bite into our banana jokes, and don't forget to try our egg Yolks, too!

What do you give a sausage dog with a fever?

Mustard - it's the best thing for a hot dog!

What colour is the sun?

I looked for a couple of minutes and I think it is black

I just found out I'm colourblind

It came out of the yellow!

A friend told me that all apples are yellow...

I told him, 'that's bananas!'

What happened to the frog who parked on the double yellow lines?

Its car got toad!

What's yellow and goes bzzz?

An electric lemon!

What is yellow and smells like blue paint?

Yellow paint!

What did the banana say to the monkey?

Nothing, bananas can't talk!

What do you call a shoe that's made out of banana?

A slipper!

Why does Spongebob hate going to the beach?

Sandy cheeks!

What’s a horse's favourite cheese?

Mascarpone!

Which bird steals soap from your bath?

A robber duck!

What is Darth Vader's favourite fruit?

Ba-na-na-nas, ba-nanas, ba-nanas!

How did the Japanese sauce say hello to the bee?

Wasa-bee!

What is smelly and strong?

A cheese lifting weights!

What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror?

Halloumi!

What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?

Nacho cheese!

What does a lemon need when it hurts itself?

Lemon-aid!

Did you hear the rumour about butter?

Well, I’m not going to spread it!

What's yellow and always points north?

A magnetic minion!

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

Poke him on!

How do minions get downstairs?

They slide down the banana-ster!

Where do minions buy their clothes?

Banana Republic!

Why do minions love bananas?

They find them appealing!

Why was the minion so ill?

He had yellow-fever!

What do minions say when they answer the phone?

Yellow!

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

It wasn't peeling well!

What is Jay-Z's favourite cheese?

Brie-yonce!

What happened when the air conditioning in the cheese factory broke?

There was a meltdown!

What surrounds a cheese castle?

A moat-zzarella!

What does cheese shout at pantomimes?

He's brie-hind you!

What do you call a dinosaur made of cheese?

Gorgonzilla!

What did Shakespeare ask his cheesemonger?

To brie or not to brie!

What do you call a curly haired cheese?

Perm-esan!

What kind of music does cheese listen to?

R'n'Brie!

Mum's spaghetti got in the Guinness Book of Records...

I hope she cleans the pages!

What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb on Valentine’s Day?

I love you watts and watts!

What's the best day to go to the beach?

Sun-day, of course!

What’s yellow and sniffs?

A banana with a cold!

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they peel!

How do hens dance?

Chick to chick!

How do bees get to school?

On the school buzz!

Why did the bee get married?

He found his honey!

Where do eggs go when they visit the USA?

New Yolk!

Why shouldn’t you tease egg whites?

They can't take a yolk!

Why did the bee hum?

It didn't know the words!

What kind of key opens a banana?

A monkey!

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half!

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs!

Why are bananas never lonely?

They hang around in bunches!

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