Funny broccoli jokes for you to get your teeth into!
Where did the broccoli go to buy a few drinks?
The salad bar!
What do you call a scary movie about vegetables?
The Broccoli Horror Picture Show!
What kind of socks do you need to grow broccoli?
What’s it called when you tell broccoli what to do?
What’s the difference between bogeys and broccoli?
Kids don’t eat broccoli!
Doctor, doctor! I’ve got broccoli stuck in my ear!
You need to eat more sensibly!
What kind of music does broccoli listen to?
Broc and Roll!
What do you call broccoli when it becomes a ghost?
How did the broccoli fix its jeans?
With a vegetable patch!
Why could the tomato outrun the broccoli?
Because he wasn’t a vegetable!
What do you get when you cross a watermelon with broccoli?
A melon-coli snack!