Carrot Jokes | Eat Them to Defeat Them

We've 'hand-picked' the funniest carrot jokes!

What’s invisible and smells of carrots?

Rabbit farts!

Why did the carrot get an award?

Because he was out standing in his field!

What did one snowman say to the other?

Does it smell like carrots?

What's a vegetable's favourite martial art?


Knock, knock! Who's there? Carrot. Carrot who?

Do you carrot all about me?!

Why did the carrot blush?

Because she saw the salad dressing!

How do you make gold soup?

Put 24 carrots in it!

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a carrot.

Don't get yourself in a stew!

What do you call a Triceratops with carrots in its ears?

Anything you like, it can't hear you!

Eat them to defeat them

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