Doctor, doctor! I feel like a carrot!
Don't get yourself in a stew!
Why did the carrot get an award?
Because he was out standing in his field!
What did one snowman say to the other?
Can you smell carrots?
What's a vegetable's favourite martial art?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Carrot. Carrot who?
Do you carrot all about me?!
Why did the carrot blush?
Because she saw the salad dressing!
How do you make gold soup?
Put 24 carrots in it!
What do you call a Triceratops with carrots in its ears?
Anything you like, it can't hear you!