Why Did...? Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answers to this and other funny why did joke questions here...

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Why did the octopus cross the road?

To get to the other tide!

Why did the onion need help?

It was in a pickle!

Why did the witch go to the doctor?

She had a dizzy spell!

Why did the bread go to the doctor?

It was feeling crummy!

Why did the boy run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep!

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

To reach the high notes!

Why did the man eat yeast and shoe polish before he went to bed?

So he could rise and shine!

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice!

Why did the blob stay at home?

He had no place to goo!

Why did the man put lipstick on his forehead?

He wanted to make up his mind!

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing!

Why did the moon burp?

Because it was full!

Why did the tap dancer give up?

He kept falling in the sink!

Why did the T-rex cross the road?

To eat the chicken on the other side!

Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillows?

He wanted to have sweet dreams!

Why did the bee get married?

He found his honey!

Why did Gran put wheels on her rocking chair?

So she could rock 'n' roll!

Why did the bee hum?

It didn't know the words!

Why did the ghost go to the theatre?

To see a phantomime!

Why did the echo get detention?

For answering back!

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