Why Did...? Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answers to this and other funny why did joke questions here...

Why did the onion need help?

It was in a pickle!

Why did the witch go to the doctor?

She had a dizzy spell!

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

To reach the high notes!

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice!

Why did the man put lipstick on his forehead?

He wanted to make up his mind!

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing!

Why did the moon burp?

Because it was full!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

To eat the chicken on the other side!

Why did the bee get married?

He found his honey!

Why did Gran put wheels on her rocking chair?

So she could rock 'n' roll!

Why did the bee hum?

It didn't know the words!

Why did the ghost go to the theatre?

To see a phantomime!

Why did the echo get detention?

For answering back!

Why did the vampire brush his teeth?

He had bat breath!

Why did the spider buy a car?

He wanted to go for a spin!

Why did the weightlifter eat bricks?

To build himself up!

Why did Mickey Mouse fall over?

He had a Disney spell!

Why did the horse sneeze?

Hay fever!

Why did the elephant quit the circus?

He was being paid peanuts!

Why did the T-rex eat raw meat?

Because its itty-bitty arms couldn't work the oven!

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