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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he farted so he had to run away from the smell!

Why did the boy go to the corner of his hot classroom?

Because it was 90 degrees!

Why did the boy’s computer break?

He tried eating his cookies with milk!

Why did the traffic light say to the car?

Hey! Don’t look, I’m about to change!

Why did the man fall down a hole?

Because it was April Falls Day!

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello to the other sideeeeee!

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why did the cookie call the doctor?

Because his world was crumbling!

Why did the boy eat his homework?

Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!

Why didn’t the donkey cross the road?

Because he saw what happened to the zebra!

Why did the doctor take a red pen to work?

In case she wanted to draw blood!

Why did the cow cross the road?

To watch a moo-vie!

Why did the cow cross the road?

To listen to the moo-sician!

Why did the teddy bear say no to pudding?

Because he was stuffed!

Why did the school ban scissors?

To stop people cutting class!

Why did the dog sit next to the fire?

He wanted to be a hot dog!

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up!

Why did the crisp cross the road?

It was a walker!

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

He was perfecting his swing!

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