What Did...? Jokes

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What did the banana say to the monkey?

Nothing, bananas can't talk!

What did the tree say to the tree surgeon?

You’re committing high treeson!

What did mummy pasta say to baby pasta?

It’s pasta your bedtime!

What did the cow say to Ariana Grande?

You’ve got the mooooooves!

What did the tree say to the other tree?

You look leafy!

What did the log say to the other log?

Wood you be my girlfriend?

What did prehistoric animals get instead of blisters?

Dino sores!

What did the dog say when it sat on some sharp stones?

Ruff!

What did the policeman say to the bank robbing skunk?

I don’t like the scent of this one!

What did the monster ask his girlfriend?

Be my valen-slime!

What did the shoe say to the other shoe?

You’re bootiful, fancy going for a walk?!

What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror?

Halloumi!

What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball?

See you round!

What did one cranberry say to another at Christmas?

Tis the season to be jelly!

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did the snowman say to the robin?

I have snow idea!

What did the reindeer say to the elf?

Nothing...reindeer can't talk!

What did one Christmas tree decoration say to the other?

Let's hang out!

What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells!

What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb on Valentine’s Day?

I love you watts and watts!

What did the caveman give his Valentine?

Ugs and kisses!

What did one pig say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Don't go bacon my heart!

What did the blanket say to the bed?

I've got you covered!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey!

What did one penguin say to the other?

Nothing, he gave him the cold shoulder!

What did the tornado say to the car?

Fancy going for a spin?

What did the monster eat after it had its teeth taken out?

The dentist!

What did the egg say to the mixer?

I know when I'm beaten!

What did the dog say when it sat on some sandpaper?

Ruff!

What did one toilet say to the other?

“You look a little flushed!”

What did the policeman say to his tummy?

You're under a vest!

What did one bogey say to the other?

“You think you’re funny, but you’re snot!”

What did the shy pebble say?

I wish I was a little boulder!

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Nice gnawing you!

What did one pig say to the other pig?

You take me for grunted!

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, it just waved!

What did one leaf say to another?

I'm falling for you!

What did the duck say to the waiter?

Put it on my bill!

What did the daddy ghost say to the baby ghost?

Fasten your sheet belt!

What did one Christmas tree say to another?

Lighten up!

What did the sea say to Santa?

Nothing! It just waved!

What did the hat say to the scarf?

“You hang around, I’ll go on ahead!”

What did the squirrel say to his girlfriend?

I'm nuts about you!

What did the little tree say to the big tree?

Leaf me alone!

What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt!

What did the traffic light turn red?

People saw him changing!

What did the icy road say to the truck?

“Want to go for a spin?”

What did one pencil say to the other pencil?

You’re looking sharp!

What did the nurse say to the sick bat?

Hang in there!

There were two goldfish in a tank. What did one say to the other?

How do you drive this thing?

What did the grape do when it was sat on?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

What did one bat say to another?

"I love hanging around with you!"

What did the wallpaper say to the wall?

I've got you covered!

What did one sausage say to the other?

You're the wurst!

What did the alien say to the flower bed?

Take me to your weeder!

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