What Did...? Jokes

Pun lovers have been pondering what one thing said to another since almost the beginning of time. Find out here!

These classic What did...? jokes just never get old... well, almost never! If they do, we've got more timeless jokes for you. Just ask a question: Why did...?, What do you call...? or, the ultimate classic, Knock knock...?

What did the tree say to the tree surgeon?

You’re committing high treeson!

What did mummy pasta say to baby pasta?

It’s pasta your bedtime!

What did the cow say to Ariana Grande?

You’ve got the mooooooves!

What did the tree say to the other tree?

You look leafy!

What did the log say to the other log?

Wood you be my girlfriend?

What did prehistoric animals get instead of blisters?

Dino sores!

What did the dog say when it sat on some sharp stones?


What did the policeman say to the bank robbing skunk?

I don’t like the scent of this one!

What did the monster ask his girlfriend?

Will you be my valen-slime?!

What did the shoe say to the other shoe?

You’re bootiful, fancy going for a walk?!

What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror?


What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball?

See you round!

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did the snowman say to the robin?

I have snow idea!

What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb on Valentine’s Day?

I love you watts and watts!

What did the caveman give his Valentine?

Ugs and kisses!

What did one pig say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Don't go bacon my heart!

What did the blanket say to the bed?

I've got you covered!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey!

What did one toilet say to the other?

“You look a little flushed!”

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