What Did...? Jokes

Pun lovers have been pondering what one thing said to another since almost the beginning of time. Find out here!

These classic What did...? jokes just never get old... well, almost never! If they do, we've got more timeless jokes for you. Just ask a question: Why did...?, What do you call...? or, the ultimate classic, Knock knock...?

What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball?

See you round!

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did the snowman say to the robin?

I have snow idea!

What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb on Valentine’s Day?

I love you watts and watts!

What did the caveman give his Valentine?

Ugs and kisses!

What did one pig say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Don't go bacon my heart!

What did the policeman say to his tummy?

You're under a vest!

What did the shy pebble say?

I wish I was a little boulder!

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Nice gnawing you!

What did one pig say to the other pig?

You take me for grunted!

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, it just waved!

What did one leaf say to another?

I'm falling for you!

What did the duck say to the waiter?

Put it on my bill!

What did the daddy ghost say to the baby ghost?

Fasten your sheet belt!

What did one cranberry say to another at Christmas?

Tis the season to be jelly!

What did one Christmas tree say to another?

Lighten up!

What did the sea say to Santa?

Nothing! It just waved!

What did the reindeer say to the elf?

Nothing - reindeer can't talk!

What did one Christmas tree decoration say to anther?

Let's hang out!

What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells!

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