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What do you call someone who has seen an iPhone being stolen?

An iWitness!

What do you call a Ford Fiesta out of gas?

A Ford Siesta!

What do you call a Spanish man who has lost his car?

Carlos!

What do you call a fight between celebrity actors?

Star Wars!

What do you call an angry pig?

Disgruntled!

What do you call a magic Labrador?

A Labracadabdoor!

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

Pork chop!

What do you call two people who rob clothes shops?

A pair of knickers!

What do you call a sheep with no head or legs?

A cloud!

What do you call Santa’s little helpers?

Subordinate Clauses!

What do you call the best maze ever?

A-maze-ing!

What do you call a comedian who can’t sit down?

A stand up comedian!

What do you call a pile of cats?

A miaowntain!

What do you call a very excited pillow?

A whoopee cushion!

What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?

Nacho cheese!

What do you call a snowman’s dog?

A slush puppy!

What do you call a ghost comedian?

Dead funny!

What do you call a bear without any teeth?

A gummy bear!

What do you call a pig who steals stuff?

A hamburglar!

What do you call a smelly fairy?

Stinkerbell!

What do you call a cat who likes to eat beans?

Puss 'n' Toots!

What do you call a dinosaur fart?

A blast from the past!

What do you call broccoli when it becomes a ghost?

Cauliflower!

What do you call a small Valentine's Day card?

A Valen-tiny!

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff!

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time!

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer!

What do you call dogs who did up ancient artefacts?

Barkaeologists!

What do you call a spaceship that drips water?

A crying saucer!

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk!

What do you call fish with no eyes?

A fsh!

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck!

What do you call a donkey with three legs?

A wonkey!

What do you call a dinosaur who wears glasses?

A Doyouthinkysaraus!

What do you call alien eggs?

Eggstra-terrestrials!

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No-eye deer!

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack!

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

Nacho cheese!

What do you call an adventurous egg?

An eggs-plorer!

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost!

What do you call a pig who can't mind its own business?

A nosey porker!

What do you call a fast fungus?

A mush-vroom!

What do you call a mischievous egg?

A practical yolker!

What do you call a boy with a spade on his head?

Doug!

What do you call a pistachio on a spaceship?

An astro-nut!

What do you call a duck who's always telling jokes?

A wisequacker!

What do you call a really good plumber?

A drain surgeon!

What do you call a sleeping T-rex?

A dino-snore!

What do you call a pig with a black belt in karate?

A pork chop!

What do you call a man with five pieces of wood on his head?

I don't know, but Edward Woodwould would!

What do you call a man with two pieces of wood on his head?

Edward Woodwood!

What do you call a man with a piece of wood on his head?

Edward!

What do you call the person who pulls the best prank on April Fools' Day?

April cool!

What do you call a hammer bought on April 1st?

An April tool!

What do you call a dog falling from a great height?

A chihuahu–aaaargh!

What do you call Santa when he's on a tea break?

Santa Pause!

What do you call a girl with a toad on her head?

Lily!

What do you call a funny mountain?

Hill-arious!

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe-Philoppe!

What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claus-trophobic!

What do you call a musical insect?

A humbug!

What do you call a tiger at the North Pole?

Lost!

What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot?

Sir!

What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

Try-try-try-ceratops!

What do you call it when one cow spies on another?

A steak-out!

What do you call a cow who plays guitar?

A moosician!

What do you call a cow you can’t see?

Camooflaged!

What do you call a man with gravy and potatoes on his head?

Stew!

What do you call a Triceratops with carrots in its ears?

Anything you like, it can't hear you!

What do you call a Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ?

Tyrannosaurus Tex!

What do you call an alien with three eyes?

An aliiien!

What do you call bear with no ears?

A b!

What do you call two spiders who just got married?

Newly-webs!

What do you call a fake lasagne?

An impasta!

What do you call a shark with a tie?

So-fish-ticated!

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