What Do You Call...? Jokes

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What do you call a smelly fairy?

Stinkerbell!

What do you call a cat who likes to eat beans?

Puss 'n' Toots!

What do you call a dinosaur fart?

A blast from the past!

What do you call broccoli when it becomes a ghost?

Cauliflower!

What do you call a small Valentine's Day card?

A Valen-tiny!

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff!

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer!

What do you call dogs who did up ancient artefacts?

Barkaeologists!

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk!

What do you call fish with no eyes?

A fsh!

What do you call an elephant in a phonebox?

Stuck!

What do you call a donkey with three legs?

A wonkey!

What do you call a dinosaur who wears glasses?

A Doyouthinkysaraus!

What do you call alien eggs?

Eggstra-terrestrials!

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No-eye deer!

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

Nacho cheese!

What do you call an adventurous egg?

An eggs-plorer!

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

What do you call a pig who can't mind its own business?

A nosey porker!

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