What Do You Call...? Jokes

Funny 'what do you call...?' jokes are all here! It's the best selection from Beano's genius joke-masters...

What do you call dogs who did up ancient artefacts?

Barkaeologists!

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk!

What do you call an elephant in a phonebox?

Stuck!

What do you call a dinosaur who wears glasses?

A Doyouthinkysaraus!

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No-eye deer!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

What do you call a pig who can't mind its own business?

A nosey porker!

What do you call a fast fungus?

A mush-vroom!

What do you call a mischievous egg?

A practical yolker!

What do you call a boy with a spade on his head?

Doug!

What do you call a pistachio on a spaceship?

An astro-nut!

What do you call a duck who's always telling jokes?

A wisequacker!

What do you call witches who lift-share?

Broom-mates!

What do you call a really good plumber?

A drain surgeon!

What do you call Santa when he's on a tea break?

Santa Pause!

What do you call a girl with a toad on her head?

Lily!

What do you call a funny mountain?

Hill-arious!

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff!

What do you call a belt with a watch on?

A waist of time!

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer!

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