What Do You Call...? Jokes

Funny 'what do you call...?' jokes are all here! It's the best selection from Beano's genius joke-masters...

What do you call a shark with a tie?

So-fish-ticated!

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck!

What do you call a fake lasagne?

An impasta!

What do you call a pick with a black belt in karate?

A pork chop!

What do you call two spiders who just got married?

Newly-webs!

What do you call a sleeping t-rex?

A dino-snore!

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