You’ll go batty for these hilarious jokes!
You’ll go batty for these jokes, they’re flappin’ hilarious!
And as always, you can find loads more jokes at our Joke generator!
Who is Batty Flintoff?
A cricket bat!
What do you do if you really like a bat?
Join its fang club!
What’s smarter than a talking bat?
A spelling bee!
How do bats say hello?
With a sound wave!
What do bats do with their friends?
Where do vampire bats keep their money?
In a blood bank!
Which circus performers have wings?
How does a bat get into the house?
Through the bat flap!
What do bats do for fun?
What do bats use to make cakes?
How do bats check that they don’t fly into anything?
They look in their wing mirror!
Where do bats have a wash?
In the bat room!
Did you hear about the bats who got into a fight?
It was a real bat-tle!
Did you hear about the bats who went out?
It was a blind date!
What do you get if you cross a bat and a bell?
What’s the best way to hold a bat?
By the handle!
What do bats learn at school?
What happens when a mouse grows wings?
It goes batty!
What do you put in a flying mammal when it runs out of juice?
How many bats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None – they prefer the dark!
A bat told me I was rubbish at bowling
To be honest , it hit me for six
Why can’t Bruce Wayne get a date?
He has bat-breath!