Not a fan of cats? You've gotta be kitten yourself!
What do you call a cat who works for Santa?
What do you call a cat who likes to eat beans?
Puss 'n' Toots!
Why should you be careful when it's raining cats and dogs?
You might step in a poodle!
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse!
Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I’m a cat! How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kitten!
What colour do cats like?
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
What's it called when a cat wins a dog show?
What do cats have minty breath?
They use mousewash!
What do cats have for breakfast?
Where do kittens go on school trips?