Lap up these crazy dog jokes from our genius joke masters!
Why did Scooby Doo leave Mystery Incorporated?
The work was too ruff!
Why is Scooby Doo a bad dancer?
He has two left feet!
Where does a dog go to get another tail?
The re-tail shop!
Why did the dog sit next to the fire?
He wanted to be a hot dog!
What did the dog say when it sat on some sharp stones?
My dog Minton ate two shuttle cocks...
What do you call a snowman’s dog?
A slush puppy!
Slinky walks into the saloon with only three of his legs and says to Woody...
"I'm alookin' fer the man what shot my paw"!
What did the dog say when it saw the firework go off?
Nothing, dogs can't talk!
What goes tick-tock woof-woof?
What's a dog’s favourite kind of pizza?
Did you hear about the dog who ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was worse than his bite!
Why will a dog never win Strictly?
They have two left feet!
What do you call dogs who did up ancient artefacts?
Who delivers your dog’s Christmas presents?
How do dogs train their fleas?
Why should you be careful when it's raining cats and dogs?
You might step in a poodle!
What kind of dog does magic tricks?
What kind of dog comes from Asgard and wields a mighty hammer?
What is Dracula’s favourite dog?