Lap up these crazy dog jokes from our genius joke masters!
What goes tick-tock woof-woof?
What's a dog’s favourite kind of pizza?
Did you hear about the dog who ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was worse than his bite!
Why will a dog never win Strictly?
They have two left feet!
What do you call dogs who did up ancient artefacts?
Who delivers your dog’s Christmas presents?
How do dogs train their fleas?
Why should you be careful when it's raining cats and dogs?
You might step in a poodle!
What kind of dog does magic tricks?
What kind of dog comes from Asgard and wields a mighty hammer?
What is Dracula’s favourite dog?
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
What's it called when a cat wins a dog show?
What do you call a dog falling from a great height?
Person 1: My dog has no nose! Person 2: But how does he smell?
Did you hear abut the vampire who got a pet dog?
He'd always wanted a bloodhound!
Did you hear about the dog who went to see the flea circus?
He stole the show!
What do you get if you cross a dog with a calculator?
A best friend you can really count on!
What kind of dog is good at magic tricks?
What did the dog say when it sat on some sandpaper?