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21 Funny Ice Cream Jokes that are Totally Cool

Chill out with Beano's cool collection of impressive ice cream jokes!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  July 5th 2021

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What's a lions favorite ice cream?

Laughing monkey in front of banana slices

Mint chocolate chimp!

Why did the ice cream break up with the chocolate?

An angry looking piece of chocolate in front of an orange and red back background

He was a bit of a flake!

Ice cream sundaes always taste better with egg based additions.

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Am I right or am I meringue?!

Why did the newspaper talk to the ice cream?

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It was looking for the scoop!

Had some green coloured ice cream...

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It was mint!

How did Reese eat her ice cream?

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Why does everyone want ice cream to be on their team?

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Because with them, anything is popsicle!

Why does the ice-cream never get invited to the party?

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They're a drip!

Why did the ice cream van break down?

There was a rocky road!

What kind of ice cream do electricians eat?

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How do astronauts eat their ice cream?

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Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella?

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In case there's a chance of sprinkles!

What's an ice cream's favourite TV show?

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Game of Cones!

What does an ice cream lawyer say?

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You got served!

What did the ice cream cone write on its valentine card?

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You make me melt!

Why is ice cream so bad at tennis?

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They have a soft serve!

What's a vampire's favourite ice cream flavour?


What's Mickey Mouses favourite treat?

Mice cream!

Why was there ice cream under the Christmas tree?

To go with the pine cones!

What is Thor's favourite ice cream?

A Thornetto!

Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae school!

Which football team loves ice cream?

A retro black and white football on the centre circle of a grass pitch

Aston Vanilla!

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