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20 Pizza Jokes Which Are Sure To Deliver

Looking to top your day off with a little extra cheese? Look no further! has some of the finest pizza jokes on the menu!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:Β  October 19th 2022

Once you've stuffed your face with these, why not taste some banana jokes, egg jokes or maybe we can tempt you with some cheese jokes!

Where do pepperonis go on holiday?

The Leaning Tower of Pizza!

What do you call a fake pizza?

A pepperphony pizza!

I burned 2,000 calories today...

I fell asleep with a pizza in the oven!

What shoes do pizzas wear?


What did the person say after eating a frozen pizza?

Well, that wasn't very well thawed out!

What do you call a sleepy Dad getting pizza for his kids?

Papa Yawns!

What's the difference between a bad pizza joke and a good one?

The delivery!

What do you call a pit stop that sells crabs and pizza?

A crust station!

My local pizza place is struggling to stay afloat...

They really knead the dough!

Why was the Hawaiian pizza burnt?

Because it should have been on aloha temperature!

What's the difference between a pizza and pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes can't be topped!

What did the pepperoni say to the chef?

You wanna pizza me?!

Waiter, will my pizza be long?

No, it will be round!

What do you call a sleeping pizza?


What does an aardvark like on its pizza?


How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste!

What does Dr Who eat with their pizza?

Dalek bread!

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even!

Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy!

What's a dog’s favourite kind of pizza?


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