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Cheese Jokes

Is your ability not to laugh stronger than the pong of these funny cheese jokes? | Best Cheese Jokes

Hold onto your nose, these cheese jokes stink!

Only joking … they’re ace! Just don’t complain if they’re a little cheesy. 

If you’re after another portion of comedy when you’re done here, check out our banana jokes too, or scramble up some laughs with our hilarious egg jokes.

What do you call cheese that you don’t own?

Nacho cheese!

How do cheeses greet each other on Monday mornings?

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Have a Gouda week!

What do you call smart cheese?

Sharp cheddar!

What kind of cheese do mice like?


What’s a horse’s favourite cheese?


What is smelly and strong?

A cheese lifting weights!

What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror?


What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?

Nacho cheese!

What is Jay-Z’s favourite cheese?


What happened when the air conditioning in the cheese factory broke?

There was a meltdown!

Did you hear about the cheesy comedian?

He had some crackers!

What surrounds a cheese castle?

A moat-zzarella!

What does cheese shout at pantomimes?

He’s brie-hind you!

What do you call a dinosaur made of cheese?


How do you get a mouse to smile?

Say cheese!

What did Shakespeare ask his cheesemonger?

To brie or not to brie!

What do you call a curly haired cheese?


What’s the saddest type of cheese?

Blue cheese!

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?


What kind of music does cheese listen to?


Doctor, doctor! I’ve gone all crumbly, like a cheese biscuit…

You’re crackers!

What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?

Nacho cheese!

Which cheese is made backwards?


What’s the best kind of cheese to use to disguise a small horse?


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