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34 Cheese Jokes Which Are Totally Grate

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Hold onto your nose, these cheese jokes stink!

Only joking … they’re ace! Just don’t complain if they’re a little cheesy. 

If you’re after another portion of comedy when you’re done here, check out our banana jokes too, or scramble up some laughs with our hilarious egg jokes.

A cheese burger walks in to a bar…

“Sorry! We don’t serve food in here!”

What kind of cheese do tigers prefer?

Grrrrrrated!

What do ducks eat for lunch?

Cheese and quackers!

What did the cheese say when it looked it the mirror?

Halloumi!

What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?

Nacho cheese!

What’s a deer’s favourite type of cheese?

Fawn-do!

How do cheeses greet each other on Monday mornings?

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Have a Gouda week!

What do you call smart cheese?

Sharp cheddar!

What’s the best type of cheese in the upside down?

Demogorgonzola!

What do witches put on their bagels?

Scream cheese!

What did Mary Poppins call her new cheese business?

Dairy poppins!

What mouse was a Roman Emperor?

Julius Cheeser!

What kind of cheese do mice like?

Mouserella!

What do sharks order at McDonalds?

A quarter flounder with cheese!

What’s a horse’s favourite cheese?

Mascarpone!

What is smelly and strong?

A cheese lifting weights!

What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror?

Halloumi!

What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?

Nacho cheese!

What is Jay-Z’s favourite cheese?

Brie-yonce!

What happened when the air conditioning in the cheese factory broke?

There was a meltdown!

Did you hear about the cheesy comedian?

He had some crackers!

What surrounds a cheese castle?

A moat-zzarella!

What does cheese shout at pantomimes?

He’s brie-hind you!

What do you call a dinosaur made of cheese?

Gorgonzilla!

How do you get a mouse to smile?

Say cheese!

What did Shakespeare ask his cheesemonger?

To brie or not to brie!

What do you call a curly haired cheese?

Perm-esan!

What’s the saddest type of cheese?

Blue cheese!

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Hallou-mi!

What kind of music does cheese listen to?

R’n’Brie!

Doctor, doctor! I’ve gone all crumbly, like a cheese biscuit…

You’re crackers!

What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?

Nacho cheese!

Which cheese is made backwards?

Edam!

What’s the best kind of cheese to use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone!

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