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30 Hilarious Toast Jokes & Puns for Foodies!

Are you bready for some of the crumbiest jokes you'll ever read?

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:ย  February 6th 2023

When it comes to inventions, toast is the greatest thing since sliced bread! If you like a piece of toast or two before school, then you will devour these 30 hilarious jokes and puns about this hero of the breakfast table.

Once you've polished this lot off, why not check out our cereal jokes, vitamin-packed fruit jokes or take a loud sip of our tea jokes!

Did you hear about the slice of bread who was a criminal mastermind?

They were on the police's toast wanted list!

Why was the slice of toast late for school?

It just didn't get bread-y in time!

What do you call a sandwich who's sunbathed too long on the beach?


Did you hear about the joke about the Croque Monsieur?

It was too cheesy!

Cheese toastie

What did the toast say after helping their friends?

It was the yeast I could do!

How do you say hello to German toasted bread?

Gluten tag!

What do you call a sci-fi loving bird of prey eating avocado on toast?

A Millenial Falcon!

Avocado toast

A piece of toast goes to a cafe and the owner said...

"Sorry, we've stopped serving breakfast!"

Two slices of toast

What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space jam!

What do Dutch rodents put on their toast?

Hamster jam!

How does toast study?

It uses toast-it notes!

What do you say to toast that's fallen face down on the floor?

Butter luck next time!

Where does bread go to send a letter?

The toast office!

Why did the baker bury his breakfast at the beach?

They loved feeling their toast in the sand!

What did the toast say to their girlfriend?

I loaf you!

What did the toast say to their child?

Go to sleep, it's past your bread time!

What did the flour say to the slice of toast?

I only saw you a few hours ago!

What does Santa have for breakfast?


Santa Jokes
Santa Jokes

What did the loaf of bread and toaster do at Halloween?

Told each other toast stories!

A pineapple and a toaster

What did the slice of bread say to the other when they saw butter on the table?

Oh no, we're toast!

What did the toast say during a game of hide and seek?

Bready or not, here I crumb!

Chocolate spread on toast

What did the toast get on Valentine's Day?


A chef

What do sharks like on their toast?


A shark roaming the deep waters

What did the piece of toast say to the psychic?

Wow, you bread my mind!

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

A bit on the dark side!

Darth Vader Jokes

Why was the piece of toast late for work?

It got stuck in a jam!

How does toast greet people?

Slice to meet you!

Why did the slice of toast take the day off work?

They felt really crumby!

Why did the loaf hate the summer?

They felt too toasty!

Bread Jokes
Bread Jokes

What does a slice of toast wear to bed?