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Tuck into these delicious meat jokes and then head over to our sausage jokes or burger jokes for even more food-based hilarity. Or, if you’re looking for something completely different – and a bit healthier – why not check out our fruit jokes, which are packed with vitamin LOL!

Plus, there’s always the Beano Joke Generator for random jokes and puns!

20 Meat Jokes That Will Leave You Hungry For More!

Grab your comedy plate and pile it high with these tasty meat funnies!

What’s a cow’s favourite musical note? 

Beef-flat!

What happens when you cross a dinosaur and a pig? 

You get Jurassic Pork!

What type of meat does a vampire fear most? 

A steak through the heart!

Where do cows go for lunch?

The calf-eteria!

What do you call an email full of meat adverts?

A cat looking at a computer

Spam!

Did you hear about the taco who got into danger?

Their life was at steak!

What did the crowd shout at the hot dog during a race? 

Ketchup!

How do you stop someone stealing your chips?

A quadruple cheeseburger

By using a burger alarm!

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Give it a pickle!

Have you heard about the new Wookiee burger?

It’s a bit Chewie!

What is a slice of bacon’s favourite day?

Fry-day!

What do you get if you cross a cheetah and a burger?

Fast food!

Waiter, what’s your thumb doing on my steak?

I didn’t want it to fall on the floor again…

What’s a skeleton’s favourite food?

Spare ribs!

What do you get if you cross a karate teacher and a pig?

A pork chop!

What do you say to a burnt steak who’s passed an exam?

A chef

Well done!

What do you call a cow who has been knighted?

Sir Loin!

Why did the packet of ham go to the doctor?

They wanted to be a cured meat!

What did the ketchup say to the hot dog?

A hot dog

Nice to meat you!

Why did the butcher work seven days a week?

A butcher

To make ends meat!