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20 Sausage Jokes Which Are Absolute Bangers

Step this way for some sizzling sausage jokes!

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Last Updated:  August 12th 2021
First Published:  August 17th 2020

These funny sausage jokes are certified bangers! We've got some brilliant jokes and ones which are the absolute wurst!

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What do you call a sausage who's been sunbathing all day?

A sunbathing sausage

Done!

Did you hear about the sausage who kept attacking themselves on Fortnite?

A scary looking sausage

They were their own wurst enemy!

Did you hear the pun about the German sausage?

A smiley face surrounded by sausages

It was the wurst!

What is a butcher's favourite rock band?

A sausage excited about rock music

Linkin Pork!

What kind of sausage does Zelda like?

Two laughing emojis

Link!

Where was the first sausage cooked?

A sausage on a fork

Greece!

What do you call a German sausage that's flipped over in a frying pan?

A turn for the wurst!

Why did the butcher cry when he saw a sausage?

Sad butcher

He feared the wurst!

How do you make a sausage roll?

A cat's paw touching a sausage roll

Push it down a hill!

What do you call a girl with some sausages on her head?

A person with sausages on head

Barbie!

What do you call sausages who go trick or treating?

A scared sausage

Halloweiners!

A bird stole my sausage when I went to the beach.

A sea bird with a sausage in its beak

It was a tern for the wurst!

Did you hear about the actor who was an extra in a film about Greggs?

He got a sausage role!

Did you hear about the car that was made out of sausages?

Four sausages laughing at a joke

It was a banger!

What looks like half a sausage?

A smiley face

The other half!

Why did the sausage's album go to Number 1 in the charts?

A sausage on a fork

Every song was a banger!

What do you call a sausage who comes first in a race?

Sausage with a gold medal

The Weiner!

What is a sausage's favourite kind of firework?

A sausage enjoying a firework display

A banger!

What do you call a delivery of German sausages?

Sausages in a case

A wurst case scenario!

Did you hear about the person who worked in a German sausage factory?

A sausage and German flag

It was the wurst job ever!

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