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Sausage Jokes!

Step this way for some sizzling sausage jokes!

These funny sausage jokes are certified bangers! We’ve got some brilliant jokes and ones which are the absolute wurst!

And if food-related hilarity is your thing, step this way for mushroom jokes, potato rib-ticklers and a buffet of food one-liners!

What do you call a sausage who’s been sunbathing all day?

A sunbathing sausage


Did you hear about the sausage who kept attacking themselves on Fortnite?

A scary looking sausage

They were their own wurst enemy!

Did you hear the pun about the German sausage?

A smiley face surrounded by sausages

It was the wurst!

What is a butcher’s favourite rock band?

A sausage excited about rock music

Linkin Pork!

What kind of sausage does Zelda like?

Two laughing emojis


Where was the first sausage cooked?

A sausage on a fork


What do you call a German sausage that’s flipped over in a frying pan?

A turn for the wurst!

Why did the butcher cry when he saw a sausage?

Sad butcher

He feared the wurst!

How do you make a sausage roll?

A cat's paw touching a sausage roll

Push it down a hill!

What do you call a girl with some sausages on her head?

A person with sausages on head


What do you call sausages who go trick or treating?

A scared sausage


A bird stole my sausage when I went to the beach.

A sea bird with a sausage in its beak

It was a tern for the wurst!

Did you hear about the actor who was an extra in a film about Greggs?

He got a sausage role!

Did you hear about the car that was made out of sausages?

Four sausages laughing at a joke

It was a banger!

What looks like half a sausage?

A smiley face

The other half!

Why did the sausage’s album go to Number 1 in the charts?

A sausage on a fork

Every song was a banger!

What do you call a sausage who comes first in a race?

Sausage with a gold medal

The Weiner!

What is a sausage’s favourite kind of firework?

A sausage enjoying a firework display

A banger!

What do you call a delivery of German sausages?

Sausages in a case

A wurst case scenario!

Did you hear about the person who worked in a German sausage factory?

A sausage and German flag

It was the wurst job ever!

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