Potato Jokes!

Do you love a SMASHING joke? Does having a laugh aPEEL to you? Try out these funny potato jokes!

Read our SPUD-tacular potato jokes! 

If you enjoy these subtle yet earthy potato gags - check out broccoli jokes and crazy carrot jokes too!

Find even more jokes by using our joke generator!

What did the potato say to the chip?

"For goodness sake, put some clothes on!"

What potato accessory is this?

Paul Rudd's Spud Stud!

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What potato can be found in the Roman Coliseum?

Gladiater-tater!

What do you call a skating potato who's tight with money?

A chipskate!

What's brown and goes up and down?

Elevater-tater!

Why was the potato in court?

He was launching an a-PEEL!

Why did the man rest a crisp on his knee?

Because he had a chip on his shoulder!

What do you say when you see a group of depressed potatoes?

"The chips are down!"

Which day do potatoes hate?

Fry-day!

Why did the farmer plough her field with a steamroller?

They wanted to grow mashed potatoes!

Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?

Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!

Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?

Button mushrooms!

How many potatoes does it take to make a potato pancake?

A latke!

What did one potato pancake say to the other potato pancake?

I like you a latke!

Why are potatoes better for your vision than carrots?

Because they start their life in an eye!

What do you call Roo when he’s feeling lazy?

A pouch potato!

What did Nala say to Simba when he stole her mashed potatoes?

How kud ya, ma tattas!

Why do potatoes make great crime fighters?

Because they always keep their eyes peeled!

Bruce Banner makes mean mashed potatoes, but what if he's pushed for time?

He uses Hulk Smash!

What do you call a man with gravy and potatoes on his head?

Stew!

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