Potato Jokes!
Do you love a SMASHING joke? Does having a laugh aPEEL to you? Try out these funny potato jokes!
Read our SPUD-tacular potato jokes!
If you enjoy these subtle yet earthy potato gags - check out broccoli jokes and crazy carrot jokes too!
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What do tomatoes and potatoes have in common?
Toes!
![Two cry laughing sloths](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/11.jpg?quality=76&strip=all&w=1024)
What do you call a potato with right angles?
A square root!
![A grinning unicorn](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/70834_7.jpg)
What potato accessory is this?
Paul Rudd's Spud Stud!
![Paul Rudd holding a spud with a stud in it](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/70626_rudd.png)
What potato can be found in the Roman Coliseum?
Gladi-tater!
![Potatoes](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/69706_potato.jpg?w=1024)
What do you call a skating potato who's tight with money?
A chipskate!
![Potato](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/70624_potatonew.png)
What's brown and goes up and down?
Elevater-tater!
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Why was the potato in court?
He was launching an a-PEEL!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/70621_potato3.png)
Why did the man rest a crisp on his knee?
Because he had a chip on his shoulder!
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Which day do potatoes hate?
Fry-day!
![A scared potato](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/69706_potato.jpg)
Why did the farmer plough her field with a steamroller?
They wanted to grow mashed potatoes!
![A farmer in a steamroller](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/69680_steamroller.jpg)
Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
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Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms!
![mushroom jokes](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/61867_gen88.jpg)
How many potatoes does it take to make a potato pancake?
A latke!
![pancake jokes](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/61111_gen13.jpg)
What did one potato pancake say to the other potato pancake?
I like you a latke!
![hanukkah jokes](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/58931_gen29.jpg)
Why are potatoes better for your vision than carrots?
Because they start their life in an eye!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/54129_gen89.jpg)
What do you call Roo when he’s feeling lazy?
A pouch potato!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/51841_gen89.jpg)
What did Nala say to Simba when he stole her mashed potatoes?
How kud ya, ma tattas!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/44506_potato.png)
Why do potatoes make great crime fighters?
Because they always keep their eyes peeled!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/56841_00-gen2.jpg)
Bruce Banner makes mean mashed potatoes, but what if he's pushed for time?
He uses Hulk Smash!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/45373_gen21.jpg)
What do you call a man with gravy and potatoes on his head?
Stew!
![What do you call jokes](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/57071_gen25.jpg)
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