20 Mushroom Jokes By Some Fun Guy
Be the fungi at the party and help yourself to some of Beano’s mouth-watering mushroom jokes!
A tasty selection of magnificent mushroom jokes, straight from Beano HQ!
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How does mushroom clean its house?
With a mushbroom!
Why was the mushroom arrested?
How do you get into a mushroom?
Ring the porta-bell-a!
What do you call a mushroom encyclopedia?
A fung-uide to mushrooms!
What did the grumpy mushroom say to the fun mushroom?
Put a cap on it!
Why are mushrooms so well behaved?
They don’t want to get in truffle!
What do you call a picture of a mushroom with no arms, legs or head?
A stalk photo!
Why would the mushroom not sit on the couch?
It prefers toadstools!
Why did the mushroom hate going to school?
Because he was always so spored!
What kind of mushroom can you find in the sea?
What do fungi enjoy around a campfire?
Did you hear the jokes about the fungus?
You wont like it, but it might grow on you!
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
What noise does a mushroom car make?
What room has no doors?
What happens if your car breaks down in the Mushroom Kingdom?
It gets toad!
How much room is needed for fungi to grow?
As mushroom as possible!
Have you met my buddy Mushroom?
He’s a fungi!
What’s the world’s biggest mushroom competition?
The champignon’s league!