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20 Mushroom Jokes By Some Fun Guy

Be the fungi at the party and help yourself to some of Beano’s mouth-watering mushroom jokes!

A tasty selection of magnificent mushroom jokes, straight from Beano HQ!

Mushroom for more? Chow down on some chewy cheese jokes, bonkers banana jokes or maybe even some  exquisite egg jokes

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How does mushroom clean its house?

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With a mushbroom!

Why was the mushroom arrested?

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Stalking!

How do you get into a mushroom?

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Ring the porta-bell-a!

What do you call a mushroom encyclopedia?

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A fung-uide to mushrooms!

What did the grumpy mushroom say to the fun mushroom?

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Put a cap on it!

Why are mushrooms so well behaved?

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They don’t want to get in truffle!

What do you call a picture of a mushroom with no arms, legs or head?

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A stalk photo!

Why would the mushroom not sit on the couch?

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It prefers toadstools!

Why did the mushroom hate going to school?

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Because he was always so spored!

What kind of mushroom can you find in the sea?

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Oyster mushrooms!

What do fungi enjoy around a campfire?

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S’pores!

Did you hear the jokes about the fungus?

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You wont like it, but it might grow on you!

What do you call a mushroom that makes music?

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A decomposer!

Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?

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Button mushrooms!

What noise does a mushroom car make?

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Shroom shroom!

What room has no doors?

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A mushroom!

What happens if your car breaks down in the Mushroom Kingdom?

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It gets toad!

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

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As mushroom as possible!

Have you met my buddy Mushroom?

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He’s a fungi!

What’s the world’s biggest mushroom competition?

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The champignon’s league!

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