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20 Mushroom Jokes By Some Fun Guy

Be the fungi at the party and help yourself to some of Beano's mouth-watering mushroom jokes!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  December 22nd 2021

A tasty selection of magnificent mushroom jokes, straight from Beano HQ!

Mushroom for more? Chow down on some chewy cheese jokes, bonkers banana jokes or maybe even some  exquisite egg jokes

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How does mushroom clean its house?

With a mushbroom!

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Why was the mushroom arrested?


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How do you get into a mushroom?

Ring the porta-bell-a!

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What do you call a mushroom encyclopedia?

A fung-uide to mushrooms!

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What did the grumpy mushroom say to the fun mushroom?

Put a cap on it!

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Why are mushrooms so well behaved?

They don't want to get in truffle!

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What do you call a picture of a mushroom with no arms, legs or head?

A stalk photo!

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Why would the mushroom not sit on the couch?

It prefers toadstools!

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Why did the mushroom hate going to school?

Because he was always so spored!

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What kind of mushroom can you find in the sea?

Oyster mushrooms!

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What do fungi enjoy around a campfire?


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Did you hear the jokes about the fungus?

You wont like it, but it might grow on you!

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What do you call a mushroom that makes music?

A decomposer!

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Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?

Button mushrooms!

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What noise does a mushroom car make?

Shroom shroom!

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What room has no doors?

A mushroom!

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What happens if your car breaks down in the Mushroom Kingdom?

It gets toad!

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible!

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Have you met my buddy Mushroom?

He's a fungi!

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What’s the world’s biggest mushroom competition?

The champignon’s league!

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