Pancake Jokes

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Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square!

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop!

What did the pancake say to the complimentary muffin?

I'm flattered!

What do bus drivers put on their morning pancakes?

Traffic jam!

What did the pancake say to the baseball player?

Batter up!

What did Mary Berry say when I made her pancakes?

These are flipping amazing!

Pancake Day is only a few months away...

It totally crêped up on us!

Why do comedians never tell pancake jokes?

They always fall flat!

Why does batter run away when you're making pancakes?

Because the recipe says to crack to eggs and then beat it!

What's the best pancake topping?

More pancakes!

Did you hear about the angry pancake?

He just flipped!

How do elves eat their pancakes?

In short stacks!

How do you make a pancake smile?

Butter it up!

What did the young pancake say to the old burnt pancake?

I don't like your flip side!

How do you bury a stack of pancakes?

With a shrove-l!

How many potatoes does it take to make a potato pancake?

A latke!

What do you call a person who randomly steals French pancakes?

A crepetomaniac!

What do you call a pancake after it does sit-ups?

A waffle!

Why did the pancake get arrested?

It had committed multiple unwaffle actions!

This morning I tried to flip my eggs like I do with my pancakes.

Yolks on me!

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